Entertainment & Music - 11 December 2006

I have had countless compilation albums over the years on cassette c.d. etc and have lost loads of them. Now I'm downloading stuff but can't remember the names of most of them, I tried cdwow to get ideas but it's not much good for what I want

2006-12-11 23:08:03 · 9 answers · asked by xmas 1 in Music

2006-12-11 23:06:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Really, he is a wuss. How many ladies in the movie put him in his place with verbal abuse. I thought Bond was very submissive in this role. Even the men were ragging on him. And Bond driving a Ford????? I couldn't believe it when I saw that. And how does he go through airport security without a ticket? How do you spend 1 hour of a 2 hour Bond movie watching POKER and find that awesome? And the the other hour has a few long chase scenes seperated by a BORING love interest? I think this is the movie of the times, like Borat, FOR THE BRAIN DEAD that can't think anymore.

And my God, since when did Bond become SO UGLY? Craig looks like a russian boxer that should have been cast as a Rocky 999 villian.

2006-12-11 23:05:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

2006-12-11 23:04:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-11 23:04:18 · 14 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

personality and looks I mean come on Hes still One hell of a guitarist.

2006-12-11 23:03:55 · 6 answers · asked by kat k 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-11 23:03:54 · 17 answers · asked by 2cool4u 2 in Music

So far I have tried on all the clothes, I have meade some really interesting Modern Art out of the metal coathangers...but I am getting bored now, thank god for wireless broadband eh?!

2006-12-11 23:01:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"

2006-12-11 22:59:47 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

why?

2006-12-11 22:59:40 · 9 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

Characters, Stories, Books, Videos, DVD, Audio

2006-12-11 22:56:54 · 11 answers · asked by davidmichaelhawkins 1 in Television

I like to think I am up there with most things, but isn't Nicole Ritchie's dad Lionel Ritchie? And isn't he of a dark skin persuasion? So why does she look so white? Is she using Michael Jackson's skin cream or have I missed something????

2006-12-11 22:56:38 · 23 answers · asked by Juliette 3 in Celebrities

... he gets into his parents bed, but - finding there's not much room - reaches over to his father and lets some of his air out.

Wheeeeeeeee

Little red balloon is settled for a while but soon becomes squashed. He reaches over to his mother and lets some of her air out too.

Wheeeeeeee.

He then closes his eyes and tries to sleep, but is STILL uncomfortable - so reaches up and lets some of his own air out.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Finding himself in immense comfort, he closes his eyes once more and enjoys a terrific night's sleep.

In the morning he wakes up to find mother balloon and father balloon staring crossly at him.

"Well," says father balloon, "You've let me down, you've let your mother down and you've let yourself down."

2006-12-11 22:56:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My neighbor's dog has too much fur!

2006-12-11 22:56:19 · 10 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 22:55:58 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 22:54:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why?

2006-12-11 22:52:37 · 24 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

Regarding telepathy,

Are people misleading me, or do people really not receive my thoughts?

2006-12-11 22:52:23 · 6 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

When we lived in town all it took was a few drunk friends and some extension ladders. Now we have more trees and they are much taller! I am so grateful for friends with bucket trucks !

2006-12-11 22:51:10 · 5 answers · asked by Star of Florida 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 22:50:27 · 9 answers · asked by sudeep_395 1 in Music

2006-12-11 22:50:08 · 9 answers · asked by JANE D 1 in Movies

2006-12-11 22:49:48 · 25 answers · asked by 2D1iLuV 7 in Polls & Surveys

That left handers do it better

2006-12-11 22:49:20 · 18 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

The woman who have made the informed decision to particiapte in a relitivly easy career for good money or the men sad enough to pay to see it?

Or is it exploiting the families these men are missing out on by wasting their money and time in these places?

2006-12-11 22:45:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 22:44:57 · 19 answers · asked by Kenneth J 2 in Music

2006-12-11 22:43:06 · 17 answers · asked by ★ yaya ★ 7 in Polls & Surveys

what came first chicken or egg, come on lets have some fun, its christmas.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2006-12-11 22:42:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

and is it permissable in a post modernist, post feminist, post surrealist, first past the post, 2nd class post society

2006-12-11 22:42:34 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

'Don't say fart! Say 'trump.''

'If you say that one more time I will send you to bed without tea.'

'When we get home, you are going STRAIGHT to bed.'

'I don't know where your manners have gone.'

'No pudding if you don't eat those peas.'

'Carrots make you see in the dark.'

'You've let yourself down, you've let your teachers down and you've let me down.'

'Why don't you EVER bring the spoons home?'

2006-12-11 22:41:23 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 22:40:58 · 5 answers · asked by JANE D 1 in Comics & Animation