Did your mother ever say ... ?

Question

'Don't say fart! Say 'trump.''

'If you say that one more time I will send you to bed without tea.'

'When we get home, you are going STRAIGHT to bed.'

'I don't know where your manners have gone.'

'No pudding if you don't eat those peas.'

'Carrots make you see in the dark.'

'You've let yourself down, you've let your teachers down and you've let me down.'

'Why don't you EVER bring the spoons home?'

Answer 1

Yes but my favourite was always "DO YOU WANT A SLAP"??!!!

Answer 2

'Don't say fart! Say 'trump.'' no

'If you say that one more time I will send you to bed without tea.' no

'When we get home, you are going STRAIGHT to bed.'no

'I don't know where your manners have gone.'no

'No pudding if you don't eat those peas.'no

'Carrots make you see in the dark.'yes

'You've let yourself down, you've let your teachers down and you've let me down.'no

'Why don't you EVER bring the spoons home?' yes

Answer 3

a million) My mom under no circumstances seen aborting me, yet she did evaluate aborting my youngest sister and all of us do not ignore that she did. 2) i'm no longer professional-selection, my sister is. i'm no longer professional-selection for countless motives. the first is because I had an abortion at 15 before i became a Christian and it became the most terrible journey that I actually have ever had in my life. The discomfort and guilt are outstanding. i became suicidal afterwards and so became my boyfriend. We both felt like we murdered our newborn even even with the truth that we had no non secular ideals on the time. 2d, at the same time as i became 21 i became raped and the raoe resulted in a being pregnant. This time i became a Christian at the same time as it befell, yet that had little to do with my selection to keep my son. The rape became no longer some thing compared to the discomfort of the abortion. (i'm no longer belittling rape, have self belief me. Having been by using it, i understand how humiliating, painful, scary, and so on that it will be, although the being pregnant helped me by using it. i do no longer assume everybody else to make the alternative that I did, it really is a own selection, yet i have self belief that both recommendations must be explored.) ultimately, i have self belief that all of us make the alternative to grow to be or no longer to grow to be pregnant after we are figuring out no matter if to have sex. it is the position the alternative ought to are available in, no longer after it has already been performed. i do not ignore that there are someetimes defective protection and concept can take position inspite of attempting to circumvent it. because of this i do no longer have self belief human beings must have sex till they are keen to settle for the outcomes. 3) no longer everyone will do this. in my view, we are all sinners no matter if we are professional-selection or professional-life. From a non secular perspective even with the truth that, human beings see being professional-selection as being for homicide and homicide is a sin.

Answer 4

She's said a couple of those things, but my favourite 'mum-ism' has to be 'if you fall off that wall and break your legs, don't come running to me for sympathy'.

Answer 5

My mum never said those things she said these...
"I swear ur satans lovechild!"
"dont make me punch u in the head"
"come here u little B*****D!"
"do that again and ill break ur f*****g legs!"
"go shop n get me such n such n u can have some penny things"
lol i really love my mum ;-)

Answer 6

She certainly said a couple of those...but the worst thing was when she spat on a tissue to wipe my face.....ohhh mum....please, nasty.

Answer 7

Yes,
yes,
yes,
yes,
yes,
yes,
yes,
no.

Answer 8

My mother told me to stay away from pink hippopotamuses.

Answer 9

LMFAO...yes to all of the above and her favourite one to use was "you are driving me up the wall"

Answer 10

YES MY MOM HAS SAID THEM AND MORE, HER FAVORITE WAS I BROUGHT U IN THIS WORLD, I CAN TAKE U OUT. WHAT IS FUNNY I SAY THOSE THINGS TO MY KIDS. NOT THINKING ABOUT IT UNTIL AFTER I HAVE SAID THEM.

Answer 11

yes