Entertainment & Music - 11 December 2006

i sure have :)

2006-12-11 00:15:07 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 00:14:54 · 10 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces .A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken straight to the first body.

"This Guy was an retired banker, 60, took 10 viagra pills & died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the mortician.

The D.I. nods understandingly and is taken to the second dead man.
"This was an carpenter, 25, won 124 million dollars in the Power Ball, spent it all the booze. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the contended smile.
“Nothing unusual here.” thinks the DI, and asks to be shown the last body.

"Ah," says the mortician,
"this is most unusual one, a tourist, 30, struck by lightning."
”Why is he smiling then?” inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken." replies the mortician.

2006-12-11 00:13:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-11 00:13:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've never played the saxophone before, and I'm going to buy my first one soon. I'm not sure which one to go for? What's the main differences between the saxophones?

2006-12-11 00:13:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-11 00:12:42 · 7 answers · asked by salstick 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 00:12:34 · 6 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

i saw this name appear in american dad, i just wanna know who is he???

trahn "jimmy" ng

2006-12-11 00:12:27 · 4 answers · asked by -Answer- 2 in Television

2006-12-11 00:11:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. There was no sound.
He turned to the other guy and said "that must be a deep hole...let's throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit bottom." The men found a bigger rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole and dropped it in.
They listened for some time and never heard a sound. Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it.
One man spotted a rail-road tie nearby. They picked up the tie, grunting and groaning, and lugged it to the hole. They tossed it in. No sound. All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men were amazed.
About that time, an old hayseed farmer came out of the woods and asked the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed...they had just seen this goat fly out of the woods and run and leap into the big hole. The man asked the farmer if this could have been his goat.
The old farmer said "naw, that can't be my goat...he was chained to a railroad tie."

2006-12-11 00:10:51 · 8 answers · asked by ♦ arc duke ♦ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

An old couple were sorting out their Insurances and whilst reading through the small print discovered that they both required medicals.
The woman was first for her medical and off she went. The husband was at home when she returned and enquired about her medical.
“Oh! “ she says, “the usual stuff, weighing me, checking my blood sugar, fat index and, oh! He said I have a nice vag*na”
The husband spluttered into his cup of coffee and went mad saying that he’s never heard such sh1te from a doctor and when he goes for his medical he’s going to give him a piece of his mind.
When the old man gets to the doctors he’s really mad, so, when his medical is finished he confronts the doctor. The doctor, taken aback by the old mans anger asks him to explain himself.
‘When my wife came home yesterday from her medical she told me that you complimented her on her vag*na’.
“No, no, no, sir”,said the doctor,” she misunderstood, I told her that she had acute angina”.

2006-12-11 00:10:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i want to buy Simpsons series 9 DVD for a Christmas present but it only available by import on a region 1 DVD. Will this work in UK?

2006-12-11 00:10:36 · 11 answers · asked by Barry W 1 in Movies

2006-12-11 00:09:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

For me it's Nickelback, Far Away

2006-12-11 00:08:34 · 23 answers · asked by GAgirl 4 in Polls & Surveys

Okay, I'm wondering if anyone else feels like me. I use to appreciate Dr. Phil, but I'm losing respect for him. Now, it seems that he's getting more interested in getting his entire family in the "biz" and is becoming more involved in sinsationalism. He seems to like his name up in lights (sort of speak), than he's interested in helping people. Whatchathink?

2006-12-11 00:07:55 · 13 answers · asked by da dude 4 in Polls & Surveys

Can you work this out? It is genuinely from Henry VIII's time. The king's jester goes to him and says he can make the king's horse talk before the week is out. The king says "fine, but if you don't you will be executed". Jester says, "OK". The jester's friends are distraught, telling him "you are certain to die; no horse can talk, what's going to happen to you when the week is out?". The jester replies: "Well, either I will die, or the king will die, or the horse will talk!" Does anyone understand that???

2006-12-11 00:06:03 · 22 answers · asked by stevedukenew 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I think both are but Bollywood is really superficial. At least Hollywood makes a few decent films and the actors and actresses are not covered in cement. Look a lot like barbie and ken dolls. Why do alot of Bollywood copy Hollywood movies? Esp the Gangster ones, its laughable.

2006-12-11 00:05:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 00:05:37 · 12 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

my freind is dong a project and she needs some information on nickelback ... can anyone please help and tell us what type of rock band they are ... thankyou xx

2006-12-11 00:05:36 · 23 answers · asked by vikki b 2 in Music

2006-12-11 00:05:17 · 2 answers · asked by mysterio 1 in Movies

My daughter came home singing it yesterday....
Teach it to every child you know this Christmas!!

Incy wincy spider climbed up the Christmas Tree,
Down came the snow and made poor Incy freeze...
Out came the sunshine and melted all the snow,
So Incy Wincy spider had another go.

;0)
HOW CUTE IS THAT!!

2006-12-11 00:04:15 · 14 answers · asked by Coley 4 in Jokes & Riddles

And what can I expect?

Which is the best beginner's saxophone?

xx

2006-12-11 00:03:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

If a man is --- o->
and a woman is ---0+

does that mean a hermaphrodite is --- ?

2006-12-11 00:03:35 · 9 answers · asked by novice mechanic 1 in Polls & Surveys

And more to the point the woman who played Dee Dee in "Hunter"?

2006-12-11 00:02:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I plan on giving a speech to little impressionable children today, which shold I tell them, half As$ or Full As$ jobs or better? When it comes to doing homework, cleaning there rooms, washing the dishes, chores that stuff.

By the way which do you do?

2006-12-11 00:02:49 · 8 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

Whats the name of the song by Muse where they are singing on top of a large round table in the middle of a room and people are walking round the table (i think the people are like world leaders etc)????

2006-12-11 00:02:34 · 6 answers · asked by JC 1 in Music

Don't let criticizing and pessimistic people affect me.

And you?

2006-12-11 00:02:33 · 5 answers · asked by cifurtrue 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 00:01:55 · 3 answers · asked by Dee H 1 in Television

2006-12-11 00:01:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-11 00:01:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music