An old couple were sorting out their Insurances and whilst reading through the small print discovered that they both required medicals.
The woman was first for her medical and off she went. The husband was at home when she returned and enquired about her medical.
“Oh! “ she says, “the usual stuff, weighing me, checking my blood sugar, fat index and, oh! He said I have a nice vag*na”
The husband spluttered into his cup of coffee and went mad saying that he’s never heard such sh1te from a doctor and when he goes for his medical he’s going to give him a piece of his mind.
When the old man gets to the doctors he’s really mad, so, when his medical is finished he confronts the doctor. The doctor, taken aback by the old mans anger asks him to explain himself.
‘When my wife came home yesterday from her medical she told me that you complimented her on her vag*na’.
“No, no, no, sir”,said the doctor,” she misunderstood, I told her that she had acute angina”.
2006-12-11 00:10:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well that's a decent one 8/10
2006-12-11 02:21:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Violation Notice a day keeps the doctor away
2016-05-23 04:52:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-11 03:23:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably happens in real life!
thanks for the laugh lol.
2006-12-11 00:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by Isabelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee very cute!
2006-12-11 00:24:07 · answer #5 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless
2006-12-11 00:31:57 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice
2006-12-11 00:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he's mixing up her heart with her part ! haha
2006-12-11 01:25:40 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...nice one
2006-12-11 00:12:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, old but good
2006-12-11 01:36:08 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋