Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces .A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken straight to the first body.
"This Guy was an retired banker, 60, took 10 viagra pills & died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the mortician.
The D.I. nods understandingly and is taken to the second dead man.
"This was an carpenter, 25, won 124 million dollars in the Power Ball, spent it all the booze. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the contended smile.
“Nothing unusual here.” thinks the DI, and asks to be shown the last body.
"Ah," says the mortician,
"this is most unusual one, a tourist, 30, struck by lightning."
”Why is he smiling then?” inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken." replies the mortician.
2006-12-11 00:13:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that was great.
2006-12-11 00:16:38 · answer #1 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-11 08:52:36 · answer #2 · answered by ashlee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless
2006-12-11 08:34:20 · answer #3 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Funny! I like it :)
2006-12-11 08:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
WOW !!!!!
my god i cant stop laughing
hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
the tourist got his day out
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-12-11 08:19:03 · answer #5 · answered by ♦ arc duke ♦ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....That was good....thanks
2006-12-11 09:11:36 · answer #6 · answered by Bianca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, would the first guy be classified as a lucky stiff? (Thanks for the laugh)
2006-12-11 08:29:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
awesome dude you are good.
2006-12-11 09:55:23 · answer #8 · answered by folder 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-12-11 16:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋