Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
2006-12-11 23:04:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And another fine joke from Larry!!! LMAO!!
2006-12-12 00:39:58 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mildred could get a job with the Mob, kneecapping people! haha
2006-12-12 00:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aaww!! The Poor Dear! LOL. LOL.
Gravity gets us all; in the end! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2006-12-12 10:11:11 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh what a cracker pmsl 10/10
2006-12-12 02:27:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-12-11 23:07:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope I never get old
2006-12-12 04:52:19 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha - dats gonna be in my head from now, thorugh out da rets of da day!!!
2006-12-11 23:28:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, silly Mildred with saggy breasts
2006-12-12 02:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
0-0
2006-12-11 23:16:32 · answer #9 · answered by sedatedeyes209 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that was hillarious...I about cried, laughing so hard....So good, I am gonna pass it on...
2006-12-11 23:11:30 · answer #10 · answered by ~babes~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋