There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg."
The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"
2006-12-11 22:59:47 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha... the indian is smart.... 8/10
2006-12-12 02:49:52 · answer #1 · answered by JT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10
2006-12-12 04:54:27 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-12-15 06:14:44 · answer #3 · answered by Batson D. Belfrey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-12-12 19:10:31 · answer #4 · answered by pearly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry I fail to see the funny side. The Indian may have kicked the Pakistani in the balls but he lost a valuable possession. It is like saying that the Indian army inflicted great wounds but lost an Indian city…not acceptable. Rating 0/10
2006-12-12 07:10:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
8 ON 10.
2006-12-13 02:01:52 · answer #6 · answered by rashu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1-10, I say a 3
2006-12-12 03:01:26 · answer #7 · answered by homeiggyred 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's damn old. but I would give a 5/10
2006-12-15 10:43:12 · answer #8 · answered by blahblah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh. Definitely 10! Great joke.
2006-12-11 23:30:01 · answer #9 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10!!!
2006-12-15 05:15:28 · answer #10 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 confusing
2006-12-12 07:54:27 · answer #11 · answered by supercutee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋