Entertainment & Music - 9 December 2006

How, When, and Why did the banana become the universal slipping agent in movies?

2006-12-09 22:56:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

people so concerned about the "what if's" these days , there lil puppets copying everyone else, to scared to confront someone,
e.g a lady gets her handbag stolen in broad day light and everyone runs like there gonna get raped lol.

2006-12-09 22:55:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Why do so many people save National Geographics and then NEVER look at them again?

2006-12-09 22:53:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Your dad acting like eminem OR your mum acting like madonna.

2006-12-09 22:53:16 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

lost, jericho, to name a few..

they are so stupid!, they take ages to explain the story, they always include stupid emotional scenes about life and love and stuff, i mean come on!!!

lost is so slow, u could have missed have the 2 series and it wouldn't have made a difference.

2006-12-09 22:51:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-09 22:50:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.

All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a wee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.

A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a wee and a bullet came out." And the boy says, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!

2006-12-09 22:50:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-09 22:49:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-09 22:48:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

What does two snare hits and a cymbal crash have to do with comedy? Why? Who? Where?

2006-12-09 22:48:21 · 4 answers · asked by mmsk8erboi 2 in Music

ok a plane is going down pilot says 3 people need to jumb so a british guy jumps and says long live the queen and jump. another jumper Italian says long live pizza and jumps. Then a big texan walks to the jump place and says remember the ALAMO and throws a mexican out

2006-12-09 22:47:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

siddarth narayan is an indian actor..he acted in the famous movie Rang De basanti...and some gud telugu movies...he is very cute!!

2006-12-09 22:47:33 · 1 answers · asked by krishnabhavana22 2 in Movies

2006-12-09 22:46:49 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours.

The priest agrees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says, 'Give it a shot father'. After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat. The fisherman says 'Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!'

The Priest says, 'Uh, please sir, can you mind your language?'

The Fisherman responds (THINKING QUICKLY), 'I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish is called - a sonofabitch!'

'Oh, I'm sorry', replied the Priest. 'I didn't know.' After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop.

'Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!'

'Please Father', said the Bishop. 'Mind your language, this is a house of God.' 'No, you don't understand', said the Priest. 'That's what this fish is called, and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!' 'Hmmm', said the Bishop. 'You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner.' So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to Mother Superior at the convent. 'Mother Superior could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?' 'My lord, what language!', said the Mother Superior.

'No, Sister', said the Bishop. 'That's what the fish is called - a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it.' 'Hmmm', replied Mother Superior. 'Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight.' Well, the Pope stops by for dinner with the three of them, and they all think the fish is great. He asks where they got it. 'I caught the sonofabitch!', said the Priest.

'And I cleaned the sonofabitch!', said the Bishop.

'And I cooked the sonofabitch!', said the Mother Superior.

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, 'You know, you f*ckers are alright'.

2006-12-09 22:45:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

And what celeb would you like to be stranded with? I'd like Helena christensen!

2006-12-09 22:38:12 · 17 answers · asked by assertive5 4 in Celebrities

♥(I grew up near Seattle, and whenever I went to the city, I walked. You can discover amazing things on foot) :)

2006-12-09 22:37:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 22:36:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-09 22:36:37 · 9 answers · asked by simo9352 5 in Celebrities

“Silence in court. The suspect will now state her side of the story”

The old lady begins,
"Your honor, I’m 86 years old. So there I was, sitting on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a handsome young man came strolling up on the porch and sat beside me. He started to rub my thigh oooh!, and it felt good, Your Honor. So I didn't stop him, and he began to rub my old breasts ooooh, Your Honor. Why, Your Honor, I hadn't felt that good in years! So I just spreaded my old legs and said to him, "TAKE ME, you gorgeous handsome young man, TAKE ME!!" That's when he Yelled, "April Fooooool!" and that's when I shot the Son of aBitch!"

2006-12-09 22:35:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-09 22:32:44 · 11 answers · asked by jose 4 in Polls & Surveys

Going to school naked OR going to church naked?

2006-12-09 22:32:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 22:31:45 · 2 answers · asked by Frog Five 5 in Movies

I went to see the film last night - and recognised the village of Kate Winslet/Cameron Diaz, but can't think why I do. Anyone know where it is?!!!

2006-12-09 22:31:42 · 3 answers · asked by Lily & Stu Too 5 in Movies

2006-12-09 22:29:25 · 12 answers · asked by Bianca 2 in Horoscopes

2006-12-09 22:28:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I've read that Russian actor Vasiliy Livanov was named as the best Sherlock Holmes of all times.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherlock_Holmes

2006-12-09 22:28:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-09 22:26:20 · 8 answers · asked by Bianca 2 in Music

I want to know my birthstone , flower , my chinese lucky sign , my horoscope sign like picses , aquarius etc.., Iw as born on 22nd January . I think my b'day comes in a month or so.....

2006-12-09 22:24:49 · 10 answers · asked by Nature's fall 2 in Horoscopes

Keep smilin!!!!

2006-12-09 22:24:48 · 18 answers · asked by luvmuzic 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 22:23:24 · 34 answers · asked by ∂ίятУ ℓάυиḋгÿ 4 in Polls & Surveys