A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a wee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a wee and a bullet came out." And the boy says, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!
2006-12-09 22:50:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao, where do u get this stuff?
What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs?
Nice t i t s!
2006-12-09 23:14:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha... another good one...
here's another one:)
Billy's mom just couldn't get Billy and his little brother to stop swearing. She tried everything, but nothing worked. They were all the time saying things like, "Hand me that damn crayon," and, "Oh, hell, I stubbed my toe."
So Billy's mom went to a child behavior specialist for help. She explained all the methods she'd tried to get Billy and his little brother to stop using curse words. The specialist pondered on the problem for a while and said, "You tried everything I would have recommended, so there's no other alternative. Next time one of them swears, go ahead and smack him."
So the next morning Billy and his little brother come down to breakfast and sit in their chairs. Their mom asks Billy which cereal he would like, and Billy says, "Hell, I'd like some Post Toasties."
Billy's mom decides to go ahead with the advice she'd been given, so she hauls off and smacks him upside the head, knocking him to the floor.
Then she turns to Billy's little brother. "Which cereal would you like to choose?" she asks sweetly.
Billy's little brother says, "Well, I don't know now, but I sure don't want any of those f*cking Post Toasties."
2006-12-10 07:40:56 · answer #2 · answered by Money 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. A Classic. LOL.
Thank you for all the laughter this morning, and I wish you a great Sunday, and a beautiful new week!
2006-12-10 08:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thumps up wow amazing awsome excellent wow
2006-12-10 06:54:31 · answer #4 · answered by uzairlakdawala 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think u blew it with the last line but funny
2006-12-10 06:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-10 07:33:11 · answer #6 · answered by jon h 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
good one
2006-12-10 10:12:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
also a nice one....but heared long back...
*fap fap fap ahhh!!!!! shot!!!* *RIP*
2006-12-10 06:53:52 · answer #8 · answered by Spirit of ~^Spirituality^~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow, ok, that was good
2006-12-10 06:52:56 · answer #9 · answered by jaycee99999999 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... very funny...
2006-12-10 08:14:36 · answer #10 · answered by nisha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋