A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours.
The priest agrees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says, 'Give it a shot father'. After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat. The fisherman says 'Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!'
The Priest says, 'Uh, please sir, can you mind your language?'
The Fisherman responds (THINKING QUICKLY), 'I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish is called - a sonofabitch!'
'Oh, I'm sorry', replied the Priest. 'I didn't know.' After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop.
'Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!'
'Please Father', said the Bishop. 'Mind your language, this is a house of God.' 'No, you don't understand', said the Priest. 'That's what this fish is called, and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!' 'Hmmm', said the Bishop. 'You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner.' So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to Mother Superior at the convent. 'Mother Superior could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?' 'My lord, what language!', said the Mother Superior.
'No, Sister', said the Bishop. 'That's what the fish is called - a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it.' 'Hmmm', replied Mother Superior. 'Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight.' Well, the Pope stops by for dinner with the three of them, and they all think the fish is great. He asks where they got it. 'I caught the sonofabitch!', said the Priest.
'And I cleaned the sonofabitch!', said the Bishop.
'And I cooked the sonofabitch!', said the Mother Superior.
The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, 'You know, you f*ckers are alright'.
2006-12-09 22:45:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol right on man thats funny as hell
2006-12-09 22:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha...here's another one:
A priest is interviewing three married couples, newcomers to town, who want to join his church.
The first couple has been married 50 years, the second couple has been married 30 years, and the third couple are 20-year-old newlyweds.
The priest says, "To prove the purity of your commitment to our church, you must remain chaste for the next four weeks. If you can, you will be welcome in our church."
Four weeks later they assemble in the priest’s office to report to him.
He asks the couple married 50 years how they did. They say, "It was no problem whatsoever," and the priest says, "You are welcome in our church."
He asks the couple married 30 years how they did, and the husband says, "Well, it was tough, but we managed to do it," whereupon the priest says, "You are welcome in our church."
Then he asks the 20-year-old newlyweds how they did.
The husband says, "Well, Father, the first week was OK. The second week we really wanted to but we managed to get by. The third week the temptation got so bad we had to sleep in separate bedrooms. And I thought we were going to make it through the fourth week, but yesterday, when I saw my wife bent over at the waist to pick up a bag of flour from the bottom shelf, I just lost control and I took her right then and there."
A look of disappointment passes over the priest’s face, and he reluctantly says, "Then you are not welcome in our church."
The newlywed wife says, "Yeah, and as of yesterday we aren't welcome in the Safeway either."
2006-12-09 23:22:34 · answer #2 · answered by Money 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-18 10:43:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit long but not too bad. Are your fingers sore from typing?
2006-12-10 00:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha ~ fine one man
2006-12-09 23:27:55 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahaha!!!
10/10!!!
nice one!!!
2006-12-09 22:49:12 · answer #6 · answered by bugi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA, i guess that's what the pope really does in real life.
2006-12-09 22:49:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha my grandpa gave me that when i went home after fishing ha ha
2006-12-09 22:51:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile!
2006-12-09 23:25:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL good joke LOL
2006-12-09 23:05:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋