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Entertainment & Music - 9 December 2006

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"Are you having a bad day?" I was donating blood yesterday....and the guy drawing my blood was visibly agitated...so I asked him that question...and he was totally shocked! He got really close to me and said, "If i tell you what's wrong...will that make it better?" We ended up talking....and he thanked me for asking. Has anyone on here ever asked a perfect stranger about their day, and made them feel better?

2006-12-09 00:34:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 00:33:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed,and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes.
Panic!
Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over Sophie's feet were agony. When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off. The rest of the Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say 'God,that was tight.'
'There,' whispered the mother. 'I told you she was a virgin.'
Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. 'Right. Now for the other one.'
Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said. 'My God. That was even tighter.' 'That's my boy,' said the Dad, 'Once a sailor, always a sailor.'

2006-12-09 00:33:41 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

The video is of the band dancing on 8 or 9 tredmills throughout the whole thing, and its a rock song, and its kinda new, like a couple of months old. Who's the band, and whats the name of the song?

2006-12-09 00:32:59 · 4 answers · asked by Brian N 1 in Music

Are you h or ny?
Angry with a temper?
Silly as all get out?
Do you slurr your words?
Are you an easier lay that when sober?
Do you just get quiet?

2006-12-09 00:31:27 · 26 answers · asked by I'm Loving Life 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 00:31:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-09 00:30:41 · 15 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

♥Or do I need to delete my sixth question of the morning? Hehe :)

2006-12-09 00:30:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who do u like stacey or ruby and the other question i asked on here is i read the storylines in the up dated magazine my friend nat does not know wat goes on in eastenders

2006-12-09 00:29:26 · 12 answers · asked by blue_lead_sky 1 in Magazines

2006-12-09 00:27:09 · 30 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 00:25:46 · 6 answers · asked by tomo o 1 in Music

Paddy joins the British army. However thing go wrong right from the off. During training he’s always the one picked on, always doing square bashing. He was getting really p1ssed off, so he says to his mate. “If that sergeant takes the p1ss out of me again I’m going to f*ck him”. ‘Oh yeah!’ says his mate ‘how the f*ck you gonna do that?’ “Well I got this plan see,” says Paddy, “he keeps smacking me around the head, so the next time he does that I’ll have two live hand grenades in my hands, when he hits me around my head they’ll blow his f*cking hands off”

2006-12-09 00:24:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-09 00:24:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I yawn constantly...At least three times in each of my classes....But I always cover my mouth when I am yawning =]

2006-12-09 00:22:44 · 8 answers · asked by 12Grey14 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 00:21:48 · 7 answers · asked by ammr1993@sbcglobal.net 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-09 00:20:40 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Which one do you like?

2006-12-09 00:19:27 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I wish u say Upen patel....................Plz..............

2006-12-09 00:17:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-09 00:12:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im very happy that grant is back i like him and cant wait for pauline to be killed off it will be interestin on who did it i think its sonia not martin who do u think did it and who do u think is staceys father is as she is pregnant again as she cheats on bradley my source to know this is i read it in a magazine my friend natalie hangs around with ruby from eastenders

2006-12-09 00:12:13 · 10 answers · asked by blue_lead_sky 1 in Television

ASKER and ANSWERER on y/a

2006-12-09 00:12:06 · 17 answers · asked by ~~hmmmm~~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

im very happy that grant is back i like him and cant wait for pauline to be killed off it will be interestin on who did it i think its sonia not martin who do u think did it and who do u think is staceys father is as she is pregnant again as she cheats on bradley my source to know this is i read it in a magazine my friend natalie hangs around with ruby from eastenders

2006-12-09 00:11:58 · 13 answers · asked by blue_lead_sky 1 in Television

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2006-12-09 00:11:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

met someone on line with a tainted past and they were afraid of you? go figure!!

2006-12-09 00:10:42 · 16 answers · asked by ~~hmmmm~~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

A train one mile long, traveling at one mile per minute, enters a mile long tunnel. How long does it take to go through the tunnel?

2006-12-09 00:06:45 · 18 answers · asked by area52 6 in Jokes & Riddles

acting in serials kasauti zindagi kay as mr.bajaj

2006-12-09 00:05:13 · 2 answers · asked by rikita n 1 in Celebrities

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