Entertainment & Music - 9 December 2006

Phillip fancied himself quite a ladies man, so when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a desert island with six women, he couldn't believe his good fortune. They quickly agreed that each woman would have one night a week with the only man.
Phillip threw himself into the arrangement with gusto, working even on his day off, but as the weeks stretched into months, he found himself looking forward to that day of rest more and more eagerly.
One afternoon he was sitting on the beach and wishing for some more men to share his duties when he caught sight of a man waving from a life raft that was bobbing on the waves. Phillip swam out, pulled the raft to shore, and did a little jig of happiness. "You can't believe how happy I am to see you," he cried.
The new fellow eyed him up and down and cooed, "You're a sight for sore eyes, too, you gorgeous thing!"

2006-12-09 00:55:43 · 37 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

who would it be?

2006-12-09 00:55:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 00:54:06 · 1 answers · asked by Jeff B 1 in Music

2006-12-09 00:50:56 · 24 answers · asked by zen 7 in Polls & Surveys

In the movie, "V for Vendetta", they do not reveal the man in the mask. Any theorys as to who he might be or any sites that would answer this question. Also, is there going to be more movies based on V for Vendetta?

Thanx

2006-12-09 00:50:54 · 5 answers · asked by puertofrican 3 in Movies

hold my hand we'll make it i swearrrr.....


okay so where can i find this song with the lyrics and the music along with it????

2006-12-09 00:50:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-09 00:49:00 · 21 answers · asked by blue_lead_sky 1 in Celebrities

become the President?

2006-12-09 00:48:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 00:48:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 00:47:46 · 11 answers · asked by emo 2.0 3 in Polls & Surveys

Carmen Electra, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or Lindsay Lohan

I think Carmen Electra is SO BEAUTIFUL

2006-12-09 00:47:28 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

the one with the cute black haired girl dancing...

2006-12-09 00:47:08 · 6 answers · asked by Strohberries 1 in Music

BORING!

2006-12-09 00:46:56 · 13 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

they sang "my heart", "emergency", and "pressure". they released their debut album "all we know is falling" in 2005. their lead singer is a girl..Hayley something...sorry i forgot...=p

2006-12-09 00:46:03 · 2 answers · asked by iheartsnickers 2 in Music

2006-12-09 00:45:52 · 9 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

I need songs that are easy to play on a classical or acoustic guitar similar to classical gas, blackbird..."""easy to play"""

2006-12-09 00:45:50 · 2 answers · asked by f4b_4 1 in Music

In Star Wars: A New Hope, the Empire spent its time and money torturing Princess Leia to get her to reveal the location of a secret Rebel base. (Ultimately they were going to use the Death Star to blow it up... I guess.)

So, my question is: where was it really?

Was it on Yavin Four or Hoth? Some place else?

(I know this question doesn't matter much - but I haven't asked one in a couple of weeks. This is the best that I can do.)

2006-12-09 00:43:56 · 12 answers · asked by Oklahoman 6 in Movies

give me 10 points, damn it!

2006-12-09 00:43:44 · 3 answers · asked by freelyrical 2 in Polls & Surveys

ask yourself who'd you like to have on your arm, and love to be seen in public with.

2006-12-09 00:42:49 · 9 answers · asked by ish 1 in Celebrities

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like scre*wing a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

2006-12-09 00:41:19 · 25 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you
must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into
heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the
man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those
symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols."

2006-12-09 00:41:13 · 20 answers · asked by Freakgirl 7 in Jokes & Riddles

When ice melts it takes up 92% of its original volume as water. Let x% of Earth's total floating icecap volume be above water, and let y% be below water. Earth's floating icecap volume is z% of Earth's total icecap volume. If z>0, by what percent must y decrease in terms of x and z so that no change occurs if Earth's icecaps melt?

2006-12-09 00:40:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥

2006-12-09 00:40:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Its cold here in Florida so I think I'll just stay inside and wrap gifts....how about you?

2006-12-09 00:40:34 · 22 answers · asked by cereal_killer034 5 in Polls & Surveys

i did and they ate it

2006-12-09 00:40:12 · 6 answers · asked by homer pimpson 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 00:38:24 · 2 answers · asked by 9 of 9 3 in Music

2006-12-09 00:37:51 · 5 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

The testicle brothers.

"Don't mess with us...we're nuts!!"

2006-12-09 00:37:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............",

he sighed, ....."Let's put all these frosties back in the box

2006-12-09 00:36:07 · 32 answers · asked by Gary 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2 of my questions has been deleted.. i'm not mad, i'm kinda relief.. yahoo is discipling me in a way.. hahaha.. what do you think?

2006-12-09 00:34:50 · 7 answers · asked by freelyrical 2 in Polls & Surveys