A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............",
he sighed, ....."Let's put all these frosties back in the box
2006-12-09 00:36:07 · 32 answers · asked by Gary 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one, here's another:
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The blonde says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic,12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.
By the way, do you think it's dumb for a blonde to tell dumb blonde jokes?
2006-12-09 01:54:40 · answer #1 · answered by Melody 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Predictable At Best Mate... Go See Casino Royale Its Got Blond, James Blond...
2006-12-09 00:40:53 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the frosties must be going a little stale the number of times this jokes been on here
2006-12-09 00:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Almost there. The punch line should be "Let's get these Frosted Flakes back in the box" for a bigger payoff
2006-12-09 00:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Was it Tony the Tiger?
2006-12-09 02:20:47 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really old joke but still pretty funny.
2006-12-09 00:58:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
An old one but a good one!
2006-12-09 00:46:43 · answer #7 · answered by smiling 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Look I'm not blonde but i think it's really insensitive to make fun of people like that
2006-12-09 00:39:20 · answer #8 · answered by Cat T 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is rly cool joke lol lmao
2006-12-09 00:38:26 · answer #9 · answered by sassy! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok - haven't heard that one before...
Gotta appreciate a new blond joke...
Thanks,
-dh
2006-12-09 00:39:31 · answer #10 · answered by delicateharmony 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋