An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like scre*wing a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
2006-12-09 00:41:19 · 25 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW !!! I like it... That's a hard one!!!!
Kiss & BJ from Bettina.
2006-12-09 02:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh The Old Fukaroo Joke With A Twist. You Know No Right Minded Aussie Bloke Would Want To Root A Middle Aged Yank.
2006-12-09 00:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
LOL between 1-10 ill give it 7.9 it made me smile
2006-12-09 00:57:34 · answer #3 · answered by Mommy of 3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the best, I'd give this one a "2" but keep trying.
2006-12-09 00:45:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
moderately funny....on a scale of 1 -10, I'll give you a 7.
It gave me a chuckle.
2006-12-09 00:44:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
haha ewe he hadnt got any with women before but to kangaroos?? uh
2006-12-09 00:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by `red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. That was weird. Loved it. lol Funny.
2006-12-09 02:49:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw man!!!! This joke reeks of bestiality.But I've gotta hand it to you, it's funny.
2006-12-09 00:48:58 · answer #8 · answered by Martinique Samuelson 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
not bad a little sick though but nice.....7 out of 10
2006-12-09 01:07:48 · answer #9 · answered by f4b_4 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! 8/10.
2006-12-09 01:01:55 · answer #10 · answered by Scabius Fretful 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol! Hilarious!
2006-12-09 00:45:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋