Phillip fancied himself quite a ladies man, so when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a desert island with six women, he couldn't believe his good fortune. They quickly agreed that each woman would have one night a week with the only man.
Phillip threw himself into the arrangement with gusto, working even on his day off, but as the weeks stretched into months, he found himself looking forward to that day of rest more and more eagerly.
One afternoon he was sitting on the beach and wishing for some more men to share his duties when he caught sight of a man waving from a life raft that was bobbing on the waves. Phillip swam out, pulled the raft to shore, and did a little jig of happiness. "You can't believe how happy I am to see you," he cried.
The new fellow eyed him up and down and cooed, "You're a sight for sore eyes, too, you gorgeous thing!"
2006-12-09 00:55:43 · 37 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...yea I do love you you sick thing....;)
2006-12-09 00:58:04 · answer #1 · answered by cereal_killer034 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-18 10:18:33 · answer #2 · answered by yakel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay you are going down hill a bit you started off good .........but you're losing it. The trick is to start off with your worst joke and build yourself up check out some of the ones I have posted over the months! I never got a bad review!
2006-12-09 00:59:07 · answer #3 · answered by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
AHahaha! You made me laugh out loud with this one!
Poor, poor guy! He's in for it, now!! LOL.
Good one.
Have a great evening!
2006-12-09 10:42:20 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one dude
2006-12-13 21:54:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-10 19:49:36 · answer #6 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wounder who gave u a thums dowm here if i got to no i will abuse his or her answer.
anyway this one is also great
10 on 10 for u
2006-12-11 20:05:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its cool. but u could have made the ending lines more artistic and interesting, i hope u know what i mean.
2006-12-09 01:03:06 · answer #8 · answered by Ricky2cool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehh.
2006-12-09 17:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by Meera 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, the others wer better
5/10
2006-12-13 10:23:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-11 23:10:21 · answer #11 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋