Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you
must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into
heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the
man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those
symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols."
2006-12-09 00:41:13 · 20 answers · asked by Freakgirl 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha....
9/10 it's really funny....MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
2006-12-09 03:11:01 · answer #1 · answered by bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
St Peter Said, Near Enough Mate In You Go...
9 Out Of 10 For Artistic Licence.
Have A Gooday And A Bonza Christmas Mate!
2006-12-09 08:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-12-09 08:49:08 · answer #3 · answered by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh. But not the kind of laugh where I'll be thinking about it later and it will make me laugh some more. But I'd tell it to someone. 8 outta 10.
2006-12-09 08:45:19 · answer #4 · answered by packman_132004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL marked with 10 stars
2006-12-09 08:43:05 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious!
2006-12-09 08:44:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahah!!! Ahem...06/10 Not that funny but it was good...
2006-12-09 09:19:01 · answer #7 · answered by Sakib 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh, 8/10.
2006-12-09 09:02:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I RATE IT A 10 VERY FUNNY
2006-12-09 10:01:04 · answer #9 · answered by kopirosi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really nice. Thank you for the laugh
2006-12-09 08:47:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha its gud to bring something before entering heaven..
2006-12-09 09:02:31 · answer #11 · answered by `red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋