On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed,and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes.
Panic!
Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over Sophie's feet were agony. When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off. The rest of the Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say 'God,that was tight.'
'There,' whispered the mother. 'I told you she was a virgin.'
Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. 'Right. Now for the other one.'
Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said. 'My God. That was even tighter.' 'That's my boy,' said the Dad, 'Once a sailor, always a sailor.'
2006-12-09 00:33:41 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahhahah
2006-12-09 01:07:15 · answer #1 · answered by Mommy of 3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh at the same time as i began interpreting your question i presumed you've been going to assert it should be a good theory for him to retire because he has already finished a lot and each and each and every thinks the international of him, yet your reason is because he's previous and can't grant some thing else... i imagine he has had a astounding season, confident he has slowed down yet he's a thoughts from playing undesirable footy. His enthusiasm and love for the crew is what makes him so particular- its extra perfect to have a passionate participant which will do some thing for his crew than a fancy uptight one which performs for himself. Did you spot at the same time as Soward became injured putting round the fringe of the field- Sailor brought on him and pushed him to play on and he complete the game nicely. Its no longer his acceptance among the followers that provides him his jersey, its his skills, adventure, thoughts set that motivates and assures his crew. similar with Maddog, he's getting previous yet he also has had a astounding season, with out him Knights may have struggled. So yeah i imagine he might want to retire yet no longer on your motives.
2016-11-25 00:44:04 · answer #2 · answered by pichon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. Eves dropping always gets you the wrong impression. lol
2006-12-11 07:45:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. You are Terrible, though you do tell a good joke! LOL.
Thanks for all the laughter!
2006-12-09 10:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I have actually heard that one before....don't ask what kind of people I hang out with!
2006-12-09 00:37:29 · answer #5 · answered by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They shouldn't have been around the door... but really funny.
2006-12-09 01:01:57 · answer #6 · answered by Ivy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-12-09 00:36:37 · answer #7 · answered by meaty_okra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is even funnier than my Ariel joke. (Psst! I'm stealing this joke, OK?)
2006-12-09 00:38:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! that was a really good one
2006-12-09 00:37:23 · answer #9 · answered by Syd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahas
2006-12-10 01:34:58 · answer #10 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋