2006-12-09 00:33:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Many Xmases ago Santa was having a bad day the elves were on strike , so the gifts weren't finished, Mrs Claus had been nagging at him all day , she wanted to visit her mother, He couldn't find his boots and had stubbed his toe, the reindeer had escaped the pen and were wandering around the forest the sleigh struts had broken , then he had tried to make himself a cup of coffee but had dropped the mug and broken it and then the broom handle snapped as he tried to sweep it up "Why d o I have to do everything myself?" he yelled. Just then the door bell rung and angrily and in no mood Santa snatched the door open, in front of him stood a sweet angel who said "Santa I have your Xmas tree where would you like to put it...?' And that children is how the angel came to sit on top of the Xmas tree!
2006-12-09 00:47:16 · answer #1 · answered by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 · 10⤊ 0⤋
A father asked his young daughter what she would like for Christmas.She said that what she wanted more than anything else was a baby brother. And it so happened that on Christmas Eve her mother came from hospital clutching a baby boy.
The following year,the father again asked his daughter what she would like for Christmas."Well," she replied,"If it's not too uncomfortable for Mummy,I'd like a pony."
2006-12-09 01:00:57 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A priest was caught by his parishioners with clothes and undies of woman inside the chuch. Then they confronted him after their discovery. The priest answered back, if I will rely on your donations I won't live so I accepted laundry job.
2006-12-09 00:52:32 · answer #3 · answered by HENRY L 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why does Santa have such a big bag? Cause he only cums once a year.
2006-12-09 15:21:13 · answer #4 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"what has a priest and a christmas tree got in common,
They both only have balls for decoration......
2006-12-09 06:51:18 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2006-12-09 00:36:20 · answer #6 · answered by Tse Chuen 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋