Entertainment & Music - 9 December 2006

2006-12-09 20:20:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I just hit level 3 with 1025 pts. Where are you at on yahoo's point level as of now?

2006-12-09 20:19:54 · 30 answers · asked by Belle 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 20:19:06 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

if yes please give me the name. im doing this as a favor so help please! <3

2006-12-09 20:18:21 · 2 answers · asked by Sara Lautner 1 in Music

2006-12-09 20:15:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Thanks, radioflyer!

2006-12-09 20:15:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 20:14:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 20:14:11 · 3 answers · asked by Jazzicles 2 in Music

an archelogist discovers adam and eve in a ice cube how did he know it was adam and eve. i thought the answer was that he was their child and therefore they are the only 3 people one earth am right and does anyone know a website where i can find these kind of riddles with words only none of that math crap.

2006-12-09 20:11:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Captain Kirk versus Han Solo?

2006-12-09 20:11:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

can you please tell me from which web site do i get latest hindi film songs

2006-12-09 20:10:36 · 11 answers · asked by k_rinzn 1 in Music

conscience by talking to his Rabbi. "Rabbi, during WWII, when the Germans entered Italy, I pretended to be a 'goy" and changed my name from Levi to Spamoni and I’m alive today because of it."
"Self preservation is important and the fact you never forgot that you were a Jew is admirable," said the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic and they never found her."
"That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need to feel guilty."
"It's worse Rabbi. I was weak and allowed her to repay me for my efforts with sexual favours."
"You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. There’s a favourable balance between good and evil and you will be judged kindly. Give up your feelings of guilt."
"Thank you, Rabbi. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."
"And what is that?"
"Should I tell her the war is over?"

2006-12-09 20:09:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i am talking wrt appeal across all races,opening ability,image etc

2006-12-09 20:08:43 · 23 answers · asked by Sid Lee 1 in Polls & Surveys

words went like this Jack frost, jack frost me oh my what a guy every christmas would be lost without the help of old jack frost. who makes the winters snowy and white who can make the icicles form...... I remember listening to the song 30 years ago on an album my parents owned.

2006-12-09 20:08:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "Nerds Not Allowed - Enter At Your Own Risk!"

He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says, "You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?"

The truck driver says, "I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I am hauling."

The bartender says, "Okay, truck drivers are not nerds." and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away.

The truck driver said, totally shocked, "Why did you do that?"

The bartender said, "Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley and are in season now. You don't even need a license."

The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway.

He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.

A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.

The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season."

"Well, sure," said the patrolman. "But you can't bait 'em."

2006-12-09 20:07:32 · 6 answers · asked by al p 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-09 20:07:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 20:06:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i just watched the titanic today and i have watched it many other times before but i was just wondering if people here thought that when Jack died, and rose had to let go, was all that sad. it made me cry.

2006-12-09 20:05:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I really love the attention, so be honest!

2006-12-09 20:04:07 · 19 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

What has passed you by?

2006-12-09 20:03:32 · 11 answers · asked by Mikisew 6 in Polls & Surveys

obviously Ho Fat is well endowed in the nipple department but she is a bit temperamental and her agent ( the farmer ) is still upset about the strawberry jam and wetsuit carry on. The problem is that a female of my own species ( with an exceptionally fine pair of lungs ) has expressed an interest. How do I dump Ho Fat ( and the farmer ) to explore pastures new ( so to speak ) ?

2006-12-09 20:02:31 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

♥

2006-12-09 20:02:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who wants to hit her in the face with a bat?

I sure do.

2006-12-09 20:01:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I want an mp3 player the most. Tell me what is on your list.

2006-12-09 20:00:36 · 22 answers · asked by Belle 3 in Polls & Surveys

mr smith and his son are driving they have a car accident mr smith dies but his son lives they rush the boy to the hospital but when he gets the surgeon says i cant operate on this boy it's my son. how is this possible?

2006-12-09 19:58:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah:
"What did you do at recess?"
Sarah says, "I played in the sand box, Miss"
The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."
She does and gets a cookie.
The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.
Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box, Miss"
The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."
Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.
He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."
The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."

2006-12-09 19:58:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of abitch."
Priest : "Now why did you call him a son of abitch my child?"
Girl : "Because he touched my hand."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of abitch my child."
Girl : "…but, but then he touched my breasts."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he caresses her breasts)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "Surely, that's no reason to call him a son of abitch my child."
Girl : "…but, but then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of abitch."
Girl : "…but, but then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest : "Like thisss?" (as he sticks his you know what into her you know where)
Girl : "OH YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "…but that's no reason to call him a son of abitch."
Girl : "…but, but father, he had AIDS!"
Priest : "DAMN THAT SON OF ABITCH!!!"

2006-12-09 19:56:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

oh i love these questions

2006-12-09 19:55:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 19:55:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what do u think of it??
i like it cuz i am indian.
but if u don't like it why don't u??

and if u do why do u??

2006-12-09 19:54:03 · 17 answers · asked by shrimpy 3 in Polls & Surveys