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First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah:
"What did you do at recess?"
Sarah says, "I played in the sand box, Miss"
The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."
She does and gets a cookie.
The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.
Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box, Miss"
The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."
Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.
He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."
The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."

2006-12-09 19:58:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

So Abdul I take it you liked the JOKE

2006-12-09 20:16:44 · update #1

10 answers

lmao.
lighten up abdul.this is the JOKES page after all!

2006-12-09 22:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

that's cruel Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww poor Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud

2016-05-23 01:37:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

blatant racial discrimination. Can I have a cookie?

2006-12-09 23:04:03 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1 0

good 1 lol 10/10

2006-12-10 00:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That's funny - I'm going to tell that one at work-lmfao

2006-12-09 20:00:45 · answer #5 · answered by kim 4 · 1 0

Why Sointly nyuk nyuk nyuk

2006-12-09 20:02:48 · answer #6 · answered by dragonsaver005 4 · 1 0

Allahs wrath on you!!!!,friday i shall be going to the mosque and getting a Jahad on you........may your mother`s quim rot.......you infidel

2006-12-09 20:15:24 · answer #7 · answered by abdul m 1 · 3 2

good one keep them coming ..

2006-12-09 20:02:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

that's mean .poor baby

2006-12-09 20:02:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

good one man... =)

2006-12-09 20:04:55 · answer #10 · answered by Tse Chuen 5 · 1 0

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