Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of abitch."
Priest : "Now why did you call him a son of abitch my child?"
Girl : "Because he touched my hand."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of abitch my child."
Girl : "…but, but then he touched my breasts."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he caresses her breasts)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "Surely, that's no reason to call him a son of abitch my child."
Girl : "…but, but then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of abitch."
Girl : "…but, but then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest : "Like thisss?" (as he sticks his you know what into her you know where)
Girl : "OH YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "…but that's no reason to call him a son of abitch."
Girl : "…but, but father, he had AIDS!"
Priest : "DAMN THAT SON OF ABITCH!!!"
2006-12-09 19:56:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't get it. Don't priests only molest boys?
2006-12-09 20:01:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 09:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by croes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha. I was kinda falling asleep until I got to the end. Good one!
:D
2006-12-09 20:24:54 · answer #3 · answered by Angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great joke i love it become a comidian. seriously i aint being sarcastic
2006-12-09 20:10:19 · answer #4 · answered by dasexyestcowindaworld 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok...L O L and I mean it!
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Blessings,
David
2006-12-09 20:18:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats why mr nasty needs to rap his wiily!!!
2006-12-09 19:59:36 · answer #6 · answered by Just wonderin' 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you got me to laugh out loud i don't belive I have heard that one
2006-12-09 20:00:37 · answer #7 · answered by pookypoo1999 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's rly funny
2006-12-10 03:21:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah ,heard it here two weeks ago but it's a good one.
2006-12-09 19:59:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha!! All priests should have AIDS.
2006-12-09 20:32:14 · answer #10 · answered by No Ma'am 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋