conscience by talking to his Rabbi. "Rabbi, during WWII, when the Germans entered Italy, I pretended to be a 'goy" and changed my name from Levi to Spamoni and I’m alive today because of it."
"Self preservation is important and the fact you never forgot that you were a Jew is admirable," said the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic and they never found her."
"That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need to feel guilty."
"It's worse Rabbi. I was weak and allowed her to repay me for my efforts with sexual favours."
"You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. There’s a favourable balance between good and evil and you will be judged kindly. Give up your feelings of guilt."
"Thank you, Rabbi. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."
"And what is that?"
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
2006-12-09 20:09:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha... lol... 7/10
2006-12-09 20:12:32 · answer #1 · answered by Tse Chuen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 02:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did Germany conquer Poland so quickly? Because the Germans marched in backwards, and the Polish thought they were leaving.
There was a little boy who was half Jewish and half black. He went to his father and said "Am I more Jewish than Black, or vise versa"? His father said "Why do you ask son?" The boy replied "Because the boy down the street has a bicycle for sell, and I can't decide whether to negotiate with him, or steal it".
2006-12-10 02:30:10 · answer #3 · answered by Wee W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-10 00:07:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cracking humour laughed out loud
2006-12-09 20:43:46 · answer #5 · answered by Xtine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oih oih oih this one is so funny already 10 outa 10 lol
2006-12-09 20:12:45 · answer #6 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep flogging a willing horse!
2006-12-09 23:02:05 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
realy good larry 10/10
2006-12-09 20:17:41 · answer #8 · answered by joethedog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
PML, what a sod!
simians? Thought camels would be more appropriate:))
Lov the joke:))
2006-12-09 23:09:59 · answer #9 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a good story with a strong punch line
2006-12-10 02:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohi Vhey!! That was a good one!!
xxB
2006-12-09 20:16:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋