obviously Ho Fat is well endowed in the nipple department but she is a bit temperamental and her agent ( the farmer ) is still upset about the strawberry jam and wetsuit carry on. The problem is that a female of my own species ( with an exceptionally fine pair of lungs ) has expressed an interest. How do I dump Ho Fat ( and the farmer ) to explore pastures new ( so to speak ) ?
2006-12-09 20:02:31 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
and to pretty chicken, I dont remember even talking to you - it was just physical and now its over aprt from the CHICKEN POX you gave me
2006-12-09 20:14:24 · update #1
HOW DARE YOU !!YOU TOOK ADVNTAGE OF ME !!!
and then YOU had the nerve to call me a dirty *****!!!
i never wish to see or hear from you again !!!
you cheater you told me you were single and i fell for it.i bet you say that to all the chickens!
cluck off !
dont blame me if you have chicken pox !
2006-12-09 20:11:12 · answer #1 · answered by ♥§o contagiou§♥ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why dump her, a guy of your calibre and deviousness can lead a double life, just tell the new chick? that you have a promotion but will need to spend 2 or 3 days a week out of town at site meetings and conferences etc. she'd bound to fall for it they always do.
2006-12-10 04:36:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a sexy goat outside my tent,i was just thinking about doing it..........or my prized camel......can`t be bothered with the wives as they smell too much......and once you lift the veils they are very ugly
2006-12-10 04:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by abdul m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dud i think you need to go to the looney farm o my fault you might really like that i just think you need alot of help or i just need to quit giving you the Attn you want
2006-12-10 04:37:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
who is it a cow in the next field or a sheep on the hill ?
2006-12-10 04:06:23 · answer #5 · answered by Weed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
intriguing question- get some courage and go out with the girl u want- also don't act like an ***!!!! unless of course u are an *** and in that case GOOD LUCK!!!
2006-12-10 04:05:49 · answer #6 · answered by shrimpy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats the reason your into pigs your ex realised your a fowl f!!ker
2006-12-10 04:22:09 · answer #7 · answered by joethedog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
going from an old sow to an old cow? (cow's have better nips anyway)
2006-12-10 04:06:23 · answer #8 · answered by Pie's_Guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seek professional help dear
2006-12-10 04:06:49 · answer #9 · answered by alison k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry there isnt enough help for you
2006-12-10 04:13:27 · answer #10 · answered by Obsidian © 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋