Entertainment & Music - 3 December 2006

Farmer Brown goes out one bay and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken. The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says: "OK, old fellow, time to retire." The old rooster says: "You can't handle all these chickens, look what it did to me!" The young rooster replies: "Now don't give me a hassle about this old man. It's time for the old to step aside and the young take over, so take a hike!" The old rooster says: "Aw, c'mon, just let me have those two old hens over there in the corner. I won't bother you." The young rooster snarls: "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!" The old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster: "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race around the farm house with you. Whoever wins the race gets full domain over the chicken coop." The young rooster smiles: "You know I'm going to beat you, old man. So just to be fair, I'm even going to give you a head start." The two roosters line up in back of...

2006-12-03 01:31:20 · 8 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Jokes & Riddles

for a five years old kid...

2006-12-03 01:31:11 · 4 answers · asked by adorable 4 in Polls & Surveys

How did you get through it?

2006-12-03 01:30:31 · 27 answers · asked by Cori 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 01:27:58 · 17 answers · asked by half sam, half amazing 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for some good dance tunes for example :
bodyrox - yea yea
dave mcullen - b*tch
fedde le grande - hands up for detroit

that sort of electro vibe

any good new or old tunes in that genre please tell me!

2006-12-03 01:27:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What kind of music genres you listen to and tell me your age and sex. You can pick from these selection. You can pick all genres you listen to .

ex . I'm Male, 23, Alternative Rock, New Alternative Rock, Emo (2000's) , Rap, Metal, Oldies, Country New Wave, Hip Hop, 80's Pop,

Here are the list

Alternative Rock (90's-Nirvana, Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Emo (2000's- Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, Panic!...etc
Indie Rock -The Killers, Franz ferdinand
Classic Rock- AC/DC, Pink FLoyd, Beatles, Deep Purple
New Wave -The Cars, New Order, Duran Duran
Rap - Bone Thugs, Tu Pac, Notorious BIG,
Hip Hop - Black Eyed Peas, 50 cent,
Oldies - Elvis Presley, Beatles,
Country - Tim Mcgraw, Rascal Flats
Pop 80's -Michael Jackson, Madona, Prince
Rock - Nirvana, Springsteen, Queen,
Metal - Metalica, Disturbed, Korn
Adult Contemporary or A/C - Kelly Clarkson, alanis, 3 doors
Classical -
Electronica
R&B
Heavy Metal
Punk Rock
Jazz
Gospel
Hair Metal 80's
or name your genre et

2006-12-03 01:26:56 · 20 answers · asked by johnie walker 1 in Music

I am so addicted!

2006-12-03 01:25:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I mean they come unexpectedly during times when you are caught off guard, and are very annoying. the only difference is that a comp infected with lots of spyware is usually from going on a lot of nasty sites.

2006-12-03 01:24:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man loses concentration for a split second, and a peanut goes into his ear. He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in awfully
deep.

After a few hours of fruitless rooting the couple decide to go to the hospital, but on their way out of the front door they meet their daughter coming in with her boyfriend.

The boyfriend takes control of the situation; he tells them he's studying medicine and that they're not to worry about a thing. He then sticks two fingers up the man's nose and asks him to blow, and low and behold, the nut shoots from the ear and out across the room.

As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks, the man and his wife sit down to discuss their luck. "So" the wife says, "what do you think he'll become after he finishes...

2006-12-03 01:24:54 · 8 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-03 01:23:59 · 8 answers · asked by Binky Dorsey 1 in Music

2006-12-03 01:23:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 01:23:36 · 11 answers · asked by Wheremymoney 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 01:23:21 · 16 answers · asked by My name's MUD 5 in Music

2006-12-03 01:22:52 · 8 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

someone you just can't stand....

2006-12-03 01:21:31 · 34 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 01:21:28 · 36 answers · asked by been there, done that 5 in Polls & Surveys

time and attention in a relationship?

2006-12-03 01:21:03 · 5 answers · asked by adorable 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 01:20:30 · 11 answers · asked by been there, done that 5 in Polls & Surveys

Dress like them, drink like them, sleep with multiple partners, get sex videos made, carry on and so forth?

2006-12-03 01:19:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Everybody has favourite lines from songs because their catchy or hold particular significance.

What are your favourite lines and why?

Mine change all the time and its real hard to pick a favourite...

2006-12-03 01:19:09 · 32 answers · asked by Dude 2 in Music

have those green borders around them and some don't? What are the rings for?

2006-12-03 01:18:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pre-school children were asked the following question:

"In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?"


_______
(..o...o...o..)
(_______ )
...O.........O........


Look carefully at the picture.
Do you know the answer?
The only possible answers are "left" and "right."
Think about it
The picture is terrible..i know...
But this is the best i can do here...
But remember the image of the bus is perfectly symmetric,both the half from the middle (Right to left)

2006-12-03 01:17:55 · 11 answers · asked by ☺•˚ºo(█?) 2 in Jokes & Riddles

can i have biography/biodata of zac effron i.e. troy bolton

2006-12-03 01:16:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-03 01:15:32 · 28 answers · asked by Mrs. Bond gurl 2 in Movies

2006-12-03 01:15:27 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A Polish man moved to the U.S. and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked if he could have a divorce arranged.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Q: Have you any grounds?
A: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

Q: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
A: It made of concrete.

Q: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real
grudge?
A: No, we have car-port so we not need one.

Q: I mean. What are your relations like?
A: All my relations still in Poland

Q: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
A: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Q: Does your wife beat you up?
A: No, I always up before her.

Q: Is your wife a ******?
A: No, she white.

Q: Why do you want this divorce?
A: She going to kill me.

Q: What makes you think that?
A: I got proof.

Q: What kind of proof?
A: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
POLISH REMOVER

2006-12-03 01:14:55 · 15 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles

a movie,a song,an object....

2006-12-03 01:14:42 · 27 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

really loudly when your kids are bouncing on it and do you get funny looks off the neighbours the next day cos they think you've been at it with someone else while your partner was at work

2006-12-03 01:14:09 · 26 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 01:13:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 01:13:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles