Farmer Brown goes out one bay and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken. The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says: "OK, old fellow, time to retire." The old rooster says: "You can't handle all these chickens, look what it did to me!" The young rooster replies: "Now don't give me a hassle about this old man. It's time for the old to step aside and the young take over, so take a hike!" The old rooster says: "Aw, c'mon, just let me have those two old hens over there in the corner. I won't bother you." The young rooster snarls: "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!" The old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster: "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race around the farm house with you. Whoever wins the race gets full domain over the chicken coop." The young rooster smiles: "You know I'm going to beat you, old man. So just to be fair, I'm even going to give you a head start." The two roosters line up in back of...
2006-12-03 01:31:20 · 8 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the farm house; a hen clucks "Go!" and the old rooster takes off running. About 5 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farm house and the young rooster is inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. Farmer Brown, sitting on the porch, hearing the commotion looks up and sees what's going on. Quickly, he grabs his shotgun and BOOM! The young rooster is blown to smithereens! Farmer Brown sadly shakes his head in disgust: "Damn! That makes the third gay rooster I bought this week."
2006-12-03 01:31:30 · update #1
with age comes wisdom
lol
cheers for the old rooster
2006-12-03 01:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 15:42:43 · answer #2 · answered by lurette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And that is why he is an OLD rooster. (Thank you for the laugh)
2006-12-03 01:35:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. lol
2006-12-03 01:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by R W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this is funny
2006-12-03 01:34:40 · answer #5 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old and greedy...well. Good one.
2006-12-03 01:54:14 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-03 03:13:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!!! lmao!!
2006-12-03 02:05:23 · answer #8 · answered by Movie Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋