A Polish man moved to the U.S. and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked if he could have a divorce arranged.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Q: Have you any grounds?
A: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
Q: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
A: It made of concrete.
Q: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real
grudge?
A: No, we have car-port so we not need one.
Q: I mean. What are your relations like?
A: All my relations still in Poland
Q: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
A: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Q: Does your wife beat you up?
A: No, I always up before her.
Q: Is your wife a ******?
A: No, she white.
Q: Why do you want this divorce?
A: She going to kill me.
Q: What makes you think that?
A: I got proof.
Q: What kind of proof?
A: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
POLISH REMOVER
2006-12-03 01:14:55 · 15 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
absolutely hilarious...
can't stop laughing...
thanks, more please...
2006-12-03 01:23:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hehe Polish remover ~ yeah really poison
2006-12-03 01:20:17 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do people keep making fun of polish? i'm polish, and i'm not stupid!!! stop being so rude.
2006-12-03 04:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is funny! I got this email before too!
2006-12-03 01:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by bamagrits84 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha. Really hilarious.
2006-12-03 01:45:54 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At last! A good, clean, and hilariously funny joke! Bravo! Thanks for making my day!
2006-12-03 01:43:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahaha!!! That's definitely hilarious!!! Good ending!! Keep shooting!
2006-12-03 01:28:50 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. Wow.
2006-12-03 01:23:12 · answer #8 · answered by Dead Dog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was this a blond polish person???
2006-12-03 04:46:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was great!! im still laughing!
2006-12-03 02:14:51 · answer #10 · answered by Movie Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes lol
2006-12-03 01:18:14 · answer #11 · answered by Mumbles 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋