Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man loses concentration for a split second, and a peanut goes into his ear. He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in awfully
deep.
After a few hours of fruitless rooting the couple decide to go to the hospital, but on their way out of the front door they meet their daughter coming in with her boyfriend.
The boyfriend takes control of the situation; he tells them he's studying medicine and that they're not to worry about a thing. He then sticks two fingers up the man's nose and asks him to blow, and low and behold, the nut shoots from the ear and out across the room.
As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks, the man and his wife sit down to discuss their luck. "So" the wife says, "what do you think he'll become after he finishes...
2006-12-03 01:24:54 · 8 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
school? A GP or a surgeon?"
"Well says the man, rubbing his nose, "by the smell of his fingers, I think he's likely to be our son-in-law."
2006-12-03 01:25:12 · update #1
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I’ll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you’re so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it
2006-12-03 01:26:49 · update #2
quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck ‘em dry!"
hoped u liked!!
2006-12-03 01:27:17 · update #3
LAST ONE lol
A boy was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea."
2006-12-03 01:33:27 · update #4
yes! all three thumbs up
2006-12-03 01:57:30 · answer #1 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny!
2006-12-03 09:27:13 · answer #2 · answered by bamagrits84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-12-03 10:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by Adrienne C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that waz soo funny keep it up
2006-12-03 11:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by kj54545465 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah ha ha ha
2006-12-03 09:41:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no doubt about it, they were both hilarious.
2006-12-03 09:35:14 · answer #6 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good ones :)
2006-12-03 11:07:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-03 09:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋