2006-12-03 01:27:58 · 17 answers · asked by half sam, half amazing 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I told him I had anal glacoma....i didnt see my a*s coming to work
2006-12-03 01:37:13 · answer #1 · answered by hoagie13365 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tell them that my back hurts like crazy--and if I don't stay home today and stay off it. I won't be able to get through the rest of the week.
I also used the ---I just put my car in the ditch line--missed the deer , but hurt my neck......
2006-12-03 01:41:54 · answer #2 · answered by Kismitt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i say it was something i ate and i got diarreah...that usually stops the anonnying, snooping conversation that the boss wants to have when i get back.....by the way, in only lie and call in sick about once a year, if that...usually only when i have to say home for a repairman to get inside my crib
2006-12-03 01:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually being sick and not able to make it to work because I had a migraine headache...
2006-12-03 01:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by userdefined 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stomach virus...works everytime
2006-12-03 01:38:26 · answer #5 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make it their idea. "I really need to get there to finish project X so as soon as I can get out of the bathroom, I'll be on my way" ALWAYS: "Don't bring that smag in here--take off and get some rest". Done
2006-12-03 01:31:20 · answer #6 · answered by donewiththismess 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am sick, my car broke, had an emergency
2006-12-03 01:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that i have to look after my grand ma,she's sick...i did that once and i was actually going to a concert...i felt kinda guilty though...(God bless my Grand Ma!)
2006-12-03 01:39:56 · answer #8 · answered by Billie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i forget where office is. going to go back home and try to remember and start again in the morning
2006-12-03 01:32:16 · answer #9 · answered by Zirconne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kids are sick....because they usually are!
2006-12-03 01:29:39 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋