Entertainment & Music - 2 December 2006

1(Father and a Son)
One day a boy and his father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings.
The boy asked his Dad, 'What are these Pop?'
'They're smart pills son,' said his father.
'Eat them and they'll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, 'Yuck...these taste like poop!'
'See', said his father, 'you're already getting smarter!'

2(Blonde and a Train)
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"
"Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."
"Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"
"I couldn't," she replied, "there was no one there."

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2006-12-02 01:42:22 · 17 answers · asked by Ari 7 in Jokes & Riddles

The Colisuem was torn down in 1999 but closed in 1994 when Gund Arena opened. I found the Greatful dead were there 3/20/94 but I don't know if this was the last/final concert held there. Thanks for your help!

2006-12-02 01:40:55 · 1 answers · asked by Lisa 2 in Music

What type of glass keeps your beer colder for longer

2006-12-02 01:40:04 · 23 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

Example : In the movie, "The Holiday", does one of the characters have to say, "the holiday"?

2006-12-02 01:39:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-02 01:39:12 · 18 answers · asked by William C 1 in Music

2006-12-02 01:39:05 · 12 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 01:38:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know I would. I would rather be terminated than be treated like sh!t. There are places that do treat people right anyway.

2006-12-02 01:37:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 01:37:06 · 42 answers · asked by tommathers44 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 01:36:32 · 18 answers · asked by vanilla_hips 2 in Polls & Surveys

i aint gon diss u!
my mama taught me better than that!
(this fo all da snitches!)

2006-12-02 01:35:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 01:34:40 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you are in love wit your man! Would you do ANYTHING for him? and i mean anything!

2006-12-02 01:33:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just curious but what is the one that makes you wanna sing it

mines the one where they sing
"Snow is falling"
"All arounds us"
"Merry christmas"
"Everyone"

sorry but i don't know the name

2006-12-02 01:33:32 · 48 answers · asked by ? 2 in Music

what have you got?
why is this?

2006-12-02 01:33:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did you fart?

2006-12-02 01:32:46 · 7 answers · asked by josh 1 in Polls & Surveys

Its my bands name. We've come a long way from "Speed Limit 50" and used to be "Ebony 'N Flames". I was kind of bored and just wanted to know some opinions of people i dont know.

2006-12-02 01:32:06 · 10 answers · asked by Kyle K 2 in Music

what is the diffrence between the piano and the keyboard?

which is better?

do you think it is possible to learn how to play the piano or keyboard without a instructor?. how long will it take before i could play a song?

thanks

2006-12-02 01:31:51 · 10 answers · asked by orlyandsa 4 in Music

what happened to Taylor Hicks? Where is he now? You never hear anything about him!

2006-12-02 01:31:01 · 10 answers · asked by rj81241 1 in Celebrities

my friends and i want to go to a movie. and we were thinking of this movie, but we are not sure if it is still out.

2006-12-02 01:30:59 · 7 answers · asked by KT 2 in Movies

2006-12-02 01:30:08 · 29 answers · asked by Tony B 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 01:29:43 · 15 answers · asked by Joney B 1 in Horoscopes

quit? Why are some supervisors out there very power hungry?

2006-12-02 01:29:26 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 01:29:14 · 28 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 01:29:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

♥

2006-12-02 01:28:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't =).

2006-12-02 01:27:58 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 01:27:41 · 7 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

It was like a barbie type superhero girl. I loved it and was wondering if there is any memoribilia or copies of the show around??

2006-12-02 01:26:39 · 11 answers · asked by cherry 2 in Comics & Animation

I love them.

2006-12-02 01:25:07 · 19 answers · asked by I'm In Love With Delicious 3 in Polls & Surveys