1(Father and a Son)
One day a boy and his father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings.
The boy asked his Dad, 'What are these Pop?'
'They're smart pills son,' said his father.
'Eat them and they'll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, 'Yuck...these taste like poop!'
'See', said his father, 'you're already getting smarter!'
2(Blonde and a Train)
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"
"Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."
"Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"
"I couldn't," she replied, "there was no one there."
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2006-12-02 01:42:22 · 17 answers · asked by Ari 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL man that was so funny especaly the first one it made me pee on my pants
2006-12-02 01:46:41 · answer #1 · answered by tomboy123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first joke ,very funny indeed,The second one not so .
1st one 10/10 2nd 5/10 Give us more like the first one
Pleeeeese.
2006-12-02 01:57:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why didnt you ask the driver to put the engine on the other side of the train?
2006-12-02 01:47:57 · answer #3 · answered by daydreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like Sumthan ya prefer's answer... however the topic may be that they may be deported, leaving a scarcity, and persons that got here back might get rusty from swimming the river. basically kidding. i'm Hispanic myself.
2016-12-18 06:16:18 · answer #4 · answered by berna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... the first one was adorably cute =] and the second one was very amusing hehe. and i love your icon... very cute =] have a nice day
2006-12-02 02:27:27 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ SNO0KEMZ ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, though I dont really get the 2nd one
2006-12-02 02:20:57 · answer #6 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will go with the second one
2006-12-02 01:46:59 · answer #7 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i am ready. thanks for that question.
by the way i love jokes and i like that one. An 8.5 out of 10..
thanks
2006-12-02 02:13:28 · answer #8 · answered by alyxa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that hilarious
do u know any more
u made my weekend go perfect
2006-12-02 01:53:38 · answer #9 · answered by cute_e0321 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasnt a question but that was pretty funny
2006-12-02 01:45:17 · answer #10 · answered by Megan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋