... He spins the gun and slaps it back in the holster. He then walks to the bar and shoutsa " Gimme three fingers of Redeye!". The Bartender say's "Nice shootin', Cowboy, can I get a look at that gun of yours? maybe I can give you some advice". " Sure thing"., said the cowboy, handing him the gun. " OK", said the Bartender, "First, you file off the fore-sight, then you cut off the trigger guard, next, you rub the barrle down with a fine emery cloth and last of all, you coat it with a thin layer of oil". "And that'll make me a better gun-slinger?" said the cowboy. " I don't about that", said the bartender, " but if you fire that gun again, in here, I'll make it a lot easier for me to SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKIN' ****!"
2006-12-02
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