Entertainment & Music - 2 December 2006

Two elderly men were having a conversation about sex:

1st: Yessir, I did it three times last night with a thirty year old!
2nd: You're kidding!! I can't even manage once! What's your secret?
1st: Well, my secret is to eat a lot of whole-wheat bread. I am not kidding!

So the second old man rushed to the bread store.
Clerk: May I help you?
Old man: I want five loaves of whole-wheat bread, please!
Clerk: Man, that's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!
Old man: D@mn!! Does EVERYONE know about this, except me?!!

2006-12-02 00:04:04 · 7 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-02 00:04:01 · 9 answers · asked by ptpt 2 in Music

The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.she told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.Years went by and he continued to rip them.One Day,she pulled the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied a bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.Later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting, and was followed by a blood curdling scream and sounds of frantic footsteps into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself.Then her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpant.She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter.He said,"Honey, you were right.You always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.

BYE - Imtiyaz G

2006-12-02 00:01:11 · 5 answers · asked by Imtiyaz G 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i do but isnt it time they made some new episodes?

2006-12-02 00:00:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation