Two elderly men were having a conversation about sex:
1st: Yessir, I did it three times last night with a thirty year old!
2nd: You're kidding!! I can't even manage once! What's your secret?
1st: Well, my secret is to eat a lot of whole-wheat bread. I am not kidding!
So the second old man rushed to the bread store.
Clerk: May I help you?
Old man: I want five loaves of whole-wheat bread, please!
Clerk: Man, that's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!
Old man: D@mn!! Does EVERYONE know about this, except me?!!
2006-12-02 00:04:04 · 7 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe - All the town knows except me oh poor
2006-12-03 06:50:02 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be back soon am out to get some bread.
2006-12-02 08:32:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Advice:Check that the bread is fresh and has no fungus on it.
2006-12-02 09:36:36 · answer #3 · answered by daydreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2006-12-02 08:06:06 · answer #4 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-12-02 08:10:22 · answer #5 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so it's wholsem and hard
2006-12-02 09:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by Wendy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
great!!
2006-12-02 19:35:52 · answer #7 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋