The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.she told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.Years went by and he continued to rip them.One Day,she pulled the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied a bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.Later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting, and was followed by a blood curdling scream and sounds of frantic footsteps into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself.Then her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpant.She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter.He said,"Honey, you were right.You always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-12-02 00:01:11 · 5 answers · asked by Imtiyaz G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was nice but i loved your other jokes which you post while you answer. your jokes are simply great and so cool. i read all your jokes you post and its intresting.
2006-12-02 00:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross!
Lol
2006-12-02 00:03:37 · answer #2 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god thats sick but funny good joke
2006-12-02 01:23:37 · answer #3 · answered by Wendy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best so far. my other half does the smae maybe i should try this.
2006-12-02 00:09:49 · answer #4 · answered by jennifer p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! LOL! =D
2006-12-02 00:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋