... He spins the gun and slaps it back in the holster. He then walks to the bar and shoutsa " Gimme three fingers of Redeye!". The Bartender say's "Nice shootin', Cowboy, can I get a look at that gun of yours? maybe I can give you some advice". " Sure thing"., said the cowboy, handing him the gun. " OK", said the Bartender, "First, you file off the fore-sight, then you cut off the trigger guard, next, you rub the barrle down with a fine emery cloth and last of all, you coat it with a thin layer of oil". "And that'll make me a better gun-slinger?" said the cowboy. " I don't about that", said the bartender, " but if you fire that gun again, in here, I'll make it a lot easier for me to SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKIN' ****!"
2006-12-02 02:57:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMVAO... great!!! thanks.
2006-12-02 03:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by azcuriousm4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up pmsl 10/10 keep them coming
2006-12-02 11:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you must have missed a little bit out Pardner,Still it
is very good though7/10 Well done (almost)
2006-12-02 11:24:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah , f*cking brill mate 10 outa 10 !!
2006-12-02 11:03:53 · answer #4 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke.
2006-12-02 11:13:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny,but did you hear about the homosexual cowboy who rode into town & shot up the sheriff?
2006-12-02 16:26:36 · answer #6 · answered by G ossy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EXCELLENTE.....10/10 W/ A MATCHING THUMBS UP........
2006-12-02 11:13:26 · answer #7 · answered by irish s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats my kind of humour, well done ha ha ha
2006-12-02 11:24:43 · answer #8 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have told the barman to suck my glock.
2006-12-02 11:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by Big Bruv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I liked it!
2006-12-02 11:01:37 · answer #10 · answered by poetikliesense 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one.. lol
2006-12-02 11:03:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋