What do you normally do with your time when you are sitting on the toilet doing #2?

Question

At your home, a friends home, or in public restrooms.

Answer 1

Oh my well my visit is always quick and to the point so I basically have time to my business and run...no pun intended.

Answer 2

At home I usually thumb through a magazine but I try to get in and out as soon as possible. Sitting on the john is not what I would deem as relaxing.
As far as away from home, just call me 'grease lighting.' I spend only the time that is absolutely necessary to get the job done.

Answer 3

Do a crossword puzzle. I don't do #2 in a public restroom and at a friends home, it's in and out as quick as possible.

Answer 4

home put my elbows on my knees so it leaves red dots on each knee

friends house nothing special during the act but when I wipe I throw the TP in the trash as to not cover the poo and don't flush

public almost same as friend except TP on the ground no flush and double time it (hate #2 in public restroom)

Answer 5

I never go #2 anywhere but home. And I usually play my hand-held poker or solitaire games. I always keep a couple of electronic games in the bathroom so I'll have a choice.

Answer 6

Fold the paper.
Four sheets for the first pass, 3 sheets each for the subsequent passes, and always folded on the perforation to avoid a disastrous separation during use.

Answer 7

Whenver possible, read articles about the current Whitehouse cabinet's policies and decisions. Before that, I used to read about the former Soviet countries' leaders. Something about totalitarian regimes works like a powerful laxative, I can't explain why.

Answer 8

I usually think about the day I decide to quit working at Valley Foods.

Answer 9

i read at home, and i try not to dump in public (because I reek when I do) and at a friends home i try to make sure theres febreeze or somthing to cover it up out of respect.

Answer 10

CONCENTRATE(home)
NOT GO(friends home)
REALLY NOT GO(public)