When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and
said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, but
I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde."
"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are
not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa
bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life
crises.
2006-12-02 02:57:57 · 22 answers · asked by SWM 38 _4_ YOUNG GF 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a good 1..
2006-12-02 03:02:20 · answer #1 · answered by JT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-02 02:59:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lolz What the heck, heh heh.... You'd want a cheap apartment just to sleep with someone hot, interesting.... funny though.
2006-12-02 03:37:02 · answer #3 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
older women are the best and if u r leaving her for a 25 yr Blondie it will be the same as leaving your memories behind
2006-12-02 03:00:57 · answer #4 · answered by butterfly_me 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have seen this one before ,but it still made me laugh out loud. My wife who was watching the T.V.said ,what are you laughing about now.
2006-12-02 03:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NICE, 10/10 W/ A MATCHING THUMBS UP........
2006-12-02 03:14:07 · answer #6 · answered by irish s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, we women are smart (and i still have 33 more years to go)
2006-12-02 06:19:33 · answer #7 · answered by Movie Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... that's great... a classic. I'll send that to my wife... she'll love it.
2006-12-02 03:00:40 · answer #8 · answered by azcuriousm4u 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. Sounds like she answered your question, problems and all.
2006-12-02 03:00:32 · answer #9 · answered by Big Daddy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-02 02:59:50 · answer #10 · answered by puggas 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋