I think I sat on a peanut. But it might have come out of me. How can I tell for sure?

Answer 1

recycle it.put it on a taco

Answer 2

Peanuts, failed to follow disclosure rules, can often be mistaken for other conditions and should be followed up with a home pregnancy test.

Test instructions must be followed precisely to insure accurate results. Please read instructions and follow exact test procedure.

Simply match the color of the strip to the corresponding color chart. As follow.

If It's Black, send it back.
If it's Pink, it won't shrink!
If it's Yellow, let it mellow..
If it's Brown, flush it down.
If it's Orange, it's unread.
If it's Blue, it's a true.

Please check with your doctor to verify diagnostic results – or if you receive unexpected or inconsistent test results.

Answer 3

I have no idea how you can be sure,I bet you must be
going nuts just thinking about it. Give up peanuts and try some Brazil nuts and you would not be wondering where that came from,That's for sure.

Answer 4

I think you should stop sticking peanuts up your bum how else would it have to come out of you?????? sick really sick sanchez...... Unless you lined the peanut up under you bum while you were naked there is no possible way it could have happened matey..... freakin weird, sick and many many more things i can't mention..... I think you might be gay sanchez no offence buddy..

Answer 5

if you have a sudden attraction to snickers bars, then are slowly turning into a peanut, which means the one you sat on is slowly taking over your body.

Answer 6

go for a peaunut test

Answer 7

"It was a million to one shot doc...million to one." Seinfeld fans will understand.

Answer 8

try asking your mummy little boy

Answer 9

if it came out of you, i think there's a hole in your pants.