Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2006

A woman goes to her doctor and says that she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret, as she is embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees. She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

"Don't worry," he says. "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself."

"Who is the third rose from?" asked the woman.

"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"

2006-11-23 04:46:51 · 11 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 04:46:48 · 10 answers · asked by christina s 1 in Music

2006-11-23 04:46:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In the song "lucy in the sky with diamonds" were the beatles singing about someone real?

2006-11-23 04:46:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-23 04:46:05 · 8 answers · asked by Remzy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I love action movies. I like others like comedy, war, drama, animation and even documentary but action is my favorite. So I'm wondering which is your favorite action film. Mine would be Alien vs Preator. (I think) LOL

2006-11-23 04:45:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-23 04:44:36 · 7 answers · asked by horse363 1 in Movies

Looking for individuals who agee or disagree.

2006-11-23 04:44:24 · 20 answers · asked by maximus 2 in Polls & Surveys

I really want to get these CDs, one from Japan and one from China (I can only get them from those countries. Damn!) but I don't know if they'd work in the UK. Does anyone know?

2006-11-23 04:43:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes."

2006-11-23 04:42:51 · 9 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 04:42:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They have to swim 20 miles to get to shore. The first blonde swims 15 miles and drowns. The second blonde swims 14 miles and drowns. The last blonde swims 19 miles and says"I'm tired. I'm swimming back to the island." ( Feel free to type your own.)

2006-11-23 04:42:10 · 10 answers · asked by i 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Soon the new Nightmare Before Chirtmas will be out and I am so excited I can bearly wait. Tell me which character do you like and why? I love Jack Skellington and his lovable dog Zero!

2006-11-23 04:41:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-23 04:40:53 · 10 answers · asked by Clarkie 6 in Movies

♥Kinda like this: :D

2006-11-23 04:40:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Y!A? Your family? Variety? Security? Sex? Books? TV? Music?

Something else?

YOU tell me :-))

2006-11-23 04:40:30 · 13 answers · asked by zen 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 04:40:09 · 14 answers · asked by the_ron 2 in Polls & Surveys

He walks over and says, "Excuse me miss, did you know that red indian men are known to have the largest penises of all races, and that Russian men are the best lovers"
The woman flashes him a piercing glance and retorts " Listen stranger, thats one hell of an opening statement to make to a lady that you dont even know"
The man smiles and replies "I do appologise, let me introduce myself, my name is Tonto Vladikov"

2006-11-23 04:40:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-23 04:40:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 04:39:13 · 10 answers · asked by 2 good 2 miss 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather

curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the
older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day
he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered.
Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind
the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.
This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to
his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then
he started kissing and hugging her I figured 'Sis must be getting
sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so
too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the
doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess
he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started
panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have
been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis
got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide
down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started.
I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot.
Finally, I found out what was making them so sick, a big eel had
gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed
it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she
got really scared her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open,
and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it
was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the
ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and
grabbed it with both hands tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she and held it tight while he took a muzzle
out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it
from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could
get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel.
The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and
squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they
wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. Her boyfriend
got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just
hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and
her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went
back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again.
By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to
fight again. I guess eels are like cats they have 9 lives or
something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting
on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the
eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin
off and flush it down the toilet!!!

2006-11-23 04:38:51 · 6 answers · asked by Dr Doom 5 in Jokes & Riddles

like okay this is going to sound extremely wierd BUT. okay like ill be thinking of something totally random like hmm for example:"hmm i havent talked to andrea (my friend) in soo long!" and then the next day she will call. like im very i guess you could say coincedental (spell check). its like soo wierd, like just yesterday for some real I was thinking about cactus'. yess i know VERY random, and then just now I was watching a tv show and the name of the restuarant was "the cactus grill". this happens ALL the time and usually it is over much bigger things. its not the physic kinda thing when I can guess the lotto numbers or ne hting but ahh its like soo wierd! just thought id share =] loll.

2006-11-23 04:38:51 · 8 answers · asked by whereHAVEallTHEcowboysGONE 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-23 04:38:16 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm having my grandparents over to my house with my parents, brother and I. How about you? Happy Thanksgiving to all!

2006-11-23 04:37:57 · 25 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Here's the riddle:
A fly and a flea were in a flue, they were imprisoned so what could they do?
Said the fly," Let us flee!"
What did the flea say? Can you figure it out?

2006-11-23 04:37:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-23 04:37:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-23 04:37:28 · 1 answers · asked by Clarkie 6 in Movies

i read the lyrics and i hinted at somthing other than lost love... it goes on about control and perverted, an bought and sold you.. i wonder if iwas slightly about prostition?
anyway im just curious... anyway buy the new 'love' album i heard a few and its brilliant!

err do you know a site (www) that give means behind songs?... especially those abstract ones with a catchy tune..

2006-11-23 04:37:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Prof X banished in Xmen the last stand, will he return, what really happened to him?

2006-11-23 04:36:34 · 9 answers · asked by joseph_abri 2 in Movies

A symbol you use on Y!A? I use this after everything I post:

=)

Do you have one?

=) Happy Thanksgiving! (=

2006-11-23 04:36:26 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys