An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes."
2006-11-23 04:42:51 · 9 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL that's cute.
2006-11-23 04:51:16 · answer #1 · answered by Sexy-n-Hot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Young.
2006-11-23 04:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all I Love them older !!
Second... a Pharmacist CANNOT give out pills without a prescription!
: )
2006-11-23 04:55:34 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...older
2006-11-23 04:45:52 · answer #4 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old
2006-11-23 04:44:48 · answer #5 · answered by JustJane 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
young
2006-11-23 04:46:33 · answer #6 · answered by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
young and old! hehe lol i like this one too!
2006-11-23 05:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by Becky<3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know you like them young.wink wink.
2006-11-23 08:43:32 · answer #8 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! I dig older chicks... not too old lol....
2006-11-23 04:48:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋