He walks over and says, "Excuse me miss, did you know that red indian men are known to have the largest penises of all races, and that Russian men are the best lovers"
The woman flashes him a piercing glance and retorts " Listen stranger, thats one hell of an opening statement to make to a lady that you dont even know"
The man smiles and replies "I do appologise, let me introduce myself, my name is Tonto Vladikov"
2006-11-23 04:40:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its good I might use it tonight! :D
2006-11-23 04:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by Kasey J 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-11-23 12:44:28 · answer #2 · answered by David 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that reminds me of one
What do you cal a russian with three testicals?
Yudi Nickabolockov
2006-11-25 21:50:22 · answer #3 · answered by manicmalcolm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you just shortened up a good joke. not funny
2006-11-23 12:46:47 · answer #4 · answered by star42430 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋