A woman goes to her doctor and says that she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret, as she is embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees. She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
"Don't worry," he says. "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself."
"Who is the third rose from?" asked the woman.
"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"
2006-11-23 04:46:51 · 11 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-11-23 04:49:14 · update #1
thanks
that was funny
2006-11-23 05:00:36 · answer #1 · answered by loboe27 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck!
2006-11-23 04:49:32 · answer #2 · answered by Sunrise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This should be in the jokes and riddles category.And no,your joke is not disturbing.
2006-11-23 08:40:05 · answer #3 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, it make me chuckle, but it wanst that good.
2006-11-23 04:49:54 · answer #4 · answered by Brittney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How's that going for ya?
2006-11-23 04:52:17 · answer #5 · answered by Red Yeti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha huh
2006-11-23 04:49:09 · answer #6 · answered by xkelx_xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's disgusting! **** You!
2006-11-23 04:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
scarred for life.
2006-11-23 04:50:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-11-23 04:49:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF THE WOMAN DONER AND THE MAN RECEIVER HAD SEX WOULD HE HEAR HER COMING???????????????????????????
2006-11-23 09:06:16 · answer #10 · answered by MAJOR JIM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm totally disturbed lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-23 05:50:36 · answer #11 · answered by Becky<3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋