Blonde Jokes?

Question

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They have to swim 20 miles to get to shore. The first blonde swims 15 miles and drowns. The second blonde swims 14 miles and drowns. The last blonde swims 19 miles and says"I'm tired. I'm swimming back to the island." ( Feel free to type your own.)

Answer 1

haha :D

There was three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job of measuring the height of the new flagpole. So they put the flag pole in the base and are then on ladders trying to measure the flagpole. Finally an architect walks by and sees they are having trouble so he takes the pole out of the ground and lays it down and pulls out his tape measure and measures the pole. He writes the measurement on a piece of paper and walks away. The blondes look at each other and say "Just like those damn architects give us length when we wanted height.

Answer 2

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?" The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff. Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!"

The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited. After waiting for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank's doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but finally just gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the passenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving. The security guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!" while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with rope tied tightly around it behind.

The brunette frantically asked the blonde, "What the hell happened in there?!?" The blonde was panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, "What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!" The brunette paused and yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"

Answer 3

two blonds go into the wouds in search of an X-mas tree. Finally after 12 hours the firstt blonde looks at the second and says damnit the next tree we come across Im cutting down, I dont care if its decorated or not!

Answer 4

A blonde was sitting in the hairdresser's shop, waiting on her appointment. She was listening to her CD player. When her appointment came, the hairdresser told her that she had to take the headphones off. She said she couldn't, but he insisted, so she did. He cut her hair, finished and then told her she was done. Instead he found her dead, the CD player still in her hands. He turned it on to see what was so important that was playing. The CD started playing: "Breathe out, now breathe in, breathe out."

Answer 5

a blonde cuts off a biker on the highway he gets her to pull over and pulls out a bat he draws a circle in the sand and tells her to stay in it he breaks her windsheild and turns around to find her laughing think its funny huh he said he turns around and breaks her mirror shes still laughing Why are u laughing he yells every time you turned around i went out of the circle she said

Answer 6

LOL! Adam told me that joke like 2 weeks ago, Adam is so funny.

Answer 7

Good one!

Answer 8

hahah this is my favorite blonde joke^_^ ive heard it many times. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!

Answer 9

wow.

Answer 10

LOL