Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2006

one million sperm to fertilise one egg



because they dont stop to ask directions

2006-11-23 08:54:38 · 14 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

And how soon can we lose that big wuss, Scott 'Sissy' Henshall???

2006-11-23 08:53:37 · 26 answers · asked by vegasqueen1970 4 in Celebrities

2006-11-23 08:53:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 08:51:50 · 20 answers · asked by soccerqt 1 in Celebrities

We have the whole family over and ther is...
No Drama! There's a first time for everything
Thanks you God!.....smile

2006-11-23 08:50:16 · 19 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys

if he is what ethnical identity is he please?

2006-11-23 08:50:09 · 7 answers · asked by bandmember18 1 in Television

ow come whenever i wake up i have a wedgie? my underwear isn't too tight, but no matter what type i wear i get it.

how can i fix this problem? and what does "hungry butt" mean? my aunt said i had one and tapped my butt??

2006-11-23 08:50:09 · 11 answers · asked by Asker 1 in Polls & Surveys

ow come whenever i wake up i have a wedgie? my underwear isn't too tight, but no matter what type i wear i get it.

how can i fix this problem? and what does "hungry butt" mean? my aunt said i had one and tapped my butt??

2006-11-23 08:50:07 · 4 answers · asked by Asker 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A few minutes ago, I was feasting on turkey with my extended family that consists of my gramps and grams. We were in gradual contentment ingesting our fried yams and cranberry sauce. My gramps was vacuuming off his platter with his mouth, finishing off the last of the colossal bird cartilage, when all of a sudden I looked up from my meal, and observed my gramps’ face making its gradual metamorphosis into a unnatural shade of violet. I gazed at his dilemma for 10 seconds before I realized what was happening. My grams began to roar with laughter at the eyesore of a corpse. My brain could not manage the distortion, so I sprinted onto the table, and kicked my gramps’ diaphragm, as his body became stiff and rigormortis. Meanwhile, on the other end of the table, my grams was building a napkin castle, and she was far too absorbed to be concerned with the incident. All of a sudden, my gramps let out a primal bellow as a piece of cartilage was ejected from his esophagus, and the cartilage torpedo bombarded my wounded leg. I observed the bone installed in my left extremity and I looked at my gramps who was slouched in the depths of the dining room corner. By now, I could see that my gramps was beginning to decompose, and his bodily cavities were teeming with flies and maggots. This Thanksgiving was disappointing. How can I have a better Thanksgiving next year?

2006-11-23 08:49:54 · 15 answers · asked by Reginalda 1 in Polls & Surveys

My 8 year little sister is a pisces are bday is 2 days apart. Anyway, she is so cute and always smiling and laughing. She very generous and caring. She is very sensitive as well sometimes a little quick tempered. She always daydreams. She is very affectionate. She is very smart for her age and is very active (i.e singing,playing piano, dance, tennis and learning new languages.
She is also very hard working and determined. Are most pisces children like this?

2006-11-23 08:48:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I went about 20 times.

2006-11-23 08:48:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She would want it that way.

2006-11-23 08:47:39 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I saw it as a kid and can remember very little about it except one key scene. Two men are on top of a tall building on a construction site. One is the prospective father-in-law of the other. The older guy walks out onto a girder which sticks out from the building several stories up. He places the engagement ring on the end of the girder and tells the younger guy that if he wants to marry his daughter he will have to have the guts to walk out and get the ring himself. I think it was a 70s or 80s film. There´s a scene with a giant hot dog (maybe a car shaped like a hot dog) and I think it´s a fairly wacky comedy.

2006-11-23 08:47:30 · 4 answers · asked by Vince 1 in Movies

New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day. "WHAT FOR?!?!?" he snapped at the judge. The Judge, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud: "Twenty dollars contempt of court! That's why!" Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented: "That's all right. You don't have to pay now." The guy replied... "I know - I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words!"

2006-11-23 08:47:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'd do so many dangerous things!

=)

2006-11-23 08:47:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

fall on your butt if given a chance?

2006-11-23 08:47:06 · 10 answers · asked by rosemist 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'll give you...some pocket lint and 35 cents

2006-11-23 08:46:39 · 14 answers · asked by Gir 1 in Polls & Surveys

smarter when they are having sex




because they are plugged into a genius.

2006-11-23 08:45:41 · 22 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

So there lived a witch called john and she loved eating little kids , so

one day a kid was playing soccer next door and she invited the kid

for some tea , so the kid came in her house

he then farted and the witch also farted but she farted in the toilet

any way now they didnt know that each person farted cuz it was at

diffrent times and placeses , so i forgot the end but i thought it was

funny hahahhahhah

2006-11-23 08:44:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i've had a few......

1) receptionist at a horse racecourse..... the managing director was one of the queen's cousins, and he has to be one of the most arrogant people who i have ever had the misfortune to meet... he once gave me a whole load of grief for putting a coffee cup down on his desk, and not turning the cup handle towards him... (i got revenge though.... i spat in the next cup of coffee he drank !!!)

2) 12 hour nightshifts, answering technial queries for orange mobile phones - i still can't get over just how many loonies are out there - i had death threats, abusive callers, and all kinds of other sh*t, just over mobile phone problems....

3) my first job was at JJB sports as a saturday sales assistant... i worked in the trainer department - i used to lace that many shoes that sometimes my fingers bled..... i even dreamed about lacing trainers in my sleep !!!

so - what are your work horror stories, and did u ever manage to get revenge ???

2006-11-23 08:44:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am right now stuffing my face with a dead and cooked bird....hehe

2006-11-23 08:43:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-23 08:43:37 · 15 answers · asked by LaLa 2 in Celebrities

do you know this movie??

hint: ACADEMY AWARDS nomination...

http://img381.imageshack.us/my.php?image=namere3.jpg

2006-11-23 08:43:02 · 12 answers · asked by titti82 1 in Movies

2006-11-23 08:42:59 · 7 answers · asked by Pedro M 2 in Music

2006-11-23 08:42:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 in Celebrities

if you could control either fire or water then whichn would beat which?

2006-11-23 08:42:34 · 19 answers · asked by NS*whizzkid 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-23 08:42:21 · 18 answers · asked by Pedro M 2 in Music

2006-11-23 08:41:49 · 11 answers · asked by Bobcat 1 in Movies

Man at counter:"Bet ur single".
Woman:"Yes! you knew it because of what i brought?"

Man "No, your'e just ugly".

Q. Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A. professional courtesy.

Q. Whats the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of sh-t?
A. The bucket.


A wife asked her husband: "what do u like most in me, my pretty face or
my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:"Your sense of humor".

2006-11-23 08:40:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-23 08:40:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies