A few minutes ago, I was feasting on turkey with my extended family that consists of my gramps and grams. We were in gradual contentment ingesting our fried yams and cranberry sauce. My gramps was vacuuming off his platter with his mouth, finishing off the last of the colossal bird cartilage, when all of a sudden I looked up from my meal, and observed my gramps’ face making its gradual metamorphosis into a unnatural shade of violet. I gazed at his dilemma for 10 seconds before I realized what was happening. My grams began to roar with laughter at the eyesore of a corpse. My brain could not manage the distortion, so I sprinted onto the table, and kicked my gramps’ diaphragm, as his body became stiff and rigormortis. Meanwhile, on the other end of the table, my grams was building a napkin castle, and she was far too absorbed to be concerned with the incident. All of a sudden, my gramps let out a primal bellow as a piece of cartilage was ejected from his esophagus, and the cartilage torpedo bombarded my wounded leg. I observed the bone installed in my left extremity and I looked at my gramps who was slouched in the depths of the dining room corner. By now, I could see that my gramps was beginning to decompose, and his bodily cavities were teeming with flies and maggots. This Thanksgiving was disappointing. How can I have a better Thanksgiving next year?
2006-11-23 08:49:54 · 15 answers · asked by Reginalda 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
next year don't do drugs!!
2006-11-23 08:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I find there's always a good side in any situation. If something horrible happens to me, I try to remember that. For one, I think you and your extended family are blessed to celebrate Thanksgiving together. Some people never knew their gramps.
I can see you are a loving grandchild to your gramps and for that particular evening they were really blessed to have you with them.
In time this too shall pass and all you have will be loving memories. I think next year you will definitely have a better Thanksgiving simply because you are blessed! Hope your leg gets better soon. =>
2006-11-23 17:24:17 · answer #2 · answered by Chrissam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah by then all the flesh will be gone from your gramps bones and you can use it to make dice...great imagination and word usage but there is something very disturbing bout it...I can't quite put my finger on it (if fell off) but it is in there somewhere..
2006-11-23 16:59:20 · answer #3 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, i'm sorry to say, but a corpse cannot be teeming with flies and maggots that quickly after death. I really am skeptical that this actually happened.
2006-11-23 17:00:58 · answer #4 · answered by liv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't wake up next year, sleep all day like the Detroit Lions did.
2006-11-23 16:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just another boring family get-together, eh? Next year go skiing.
2006-11-23 16:53:13 · answer #6 · answered by Deborah C 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well alll i can say is the day isnt over yet where i am and next year juat try to have a little fun!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-23 16:55:35 · answer #7 · answered by tiffinilala318 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try getting a life, that might help.
2006-11-23 16:59:29 · answer #8 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well hope you have a better thanksgiving nest year.
2006-11-23 16:58:33 · answer #9 · answered by jopuppy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my best friend's grandma died yesterday...i think hers was a bit worse than yours
2006-11-23 16:54:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋