Man at counter:"Bet ur single".
Woman:"Yes! you knew it because of what i brought?"
Man "No, your'e just ugly".
Q. Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A. professional courtesy.
Q. Whats the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of sh-t?
A. The bucket.
A wife asked her husband: "what do u like most in me, my pretty face or
my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:"Your sense of humor".
2006-11-23 08:40:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats got to be the best joke tonight lmfao ha ha ha ha 12/10 cb
2006-11-23 08:46:20 · answer #1 · answered by chris b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 and 4 are excellent very funny
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion.
"Would you like to have a new mink coat?" Ron asks.
"No, not really," Sylvia responds.
"Well, how about a new Porche?" asks Ron.
"No, thanks," Sylvia replies.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" Ron suggests.
"No," says Sylvia.
"Well, what would you like for your anniversary?" Ron asks.
"I'd like a divorce, Ron," answers Sylvia.
"Sorry, honey, I wasn't planning on spending that much," replies Ron.
2006-11-23 08:43:11 · answer #2 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not even funny first time round
2006-11-23 12:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by ianforty3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sense of humor lmao rotfl bwah hahhaaaaaaaaaa
2006-11-23 10:52:31 · answer #4 · answered by snoop_dougie_doug04 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee..funny! Nice!
2006-11-23 08:42:00 · answer #5 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 till we do it again, hi always send me an email eh?
2006-11-23 09:25:44 · answer #6 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have come up tops again always laughing good one
2006-11-23 09:00:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Professional curtesy!!!!!LMAO!!!!
2006-11-23 09:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny yet again, thumbs up.
2006-11-23 08:42:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-23 13:35:17 · answer #10 · answered by Deleted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋