one million sperm to fertilise one egg
because they dont stop to ask directions
2006-11-23 08:54:38 · 14 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny, i like it....
2006-11-23 09:00:11 · answer #1 · answered by eazylee711 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Also because it takes a million men to do what one women does every month!
2006-11-23 08:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by thirsty mind 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
erm yeah
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
2006-11-23 08:56:49 · answer #3 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A bit of a cliche. I mean, you can come up with good jokes without being sexist, you know?
2006-11-23 09:29:24 · answer #4 · answered by nicolefc_123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because all of the sperm cells have to caress the egg and you know meet and greet it !!!!!!!!lol
2006-11-23 09:13:01 · answer #5 · answered by tiffinilala318 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry butt it only takes one who taught you sex education who can have one million babies
2006-11-23 08:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen that one before. Keep 'em coming I say.....hey, one for me !
2006-11-23 09:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol or is it because the egg cant reverse he he he cb
2006-11-23 08:57:41 · answer #8 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-11-23 08:57:05 · answer #9 · answered by emma m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh wow.
dumb sperm. they're arent very smart are they?
2006-11-23 08:56:36 · answer #10 · answered by pshhhhhhhhlizzz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats a nice one. i wud giv it a 6.5.
2006-11-23 08:57:09 · answer #11 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋