New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day. "WHAT FOR?!?!?" he snapped at the judge. The Judge, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud: "Twenty dollars contempt of court! That's why!" Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented: "That's all right. You don't have to pay now." The guy replied... "I know - I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words!"
2006-11-23 08:47:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like it. its a 7.5 on a 1-10 scale.
2006-11-23 08:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wud b broke if i've to pay for usin those words!!!!LOL
2006-11-23 17:04:14 · answer #2 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to long to read
2006-11-23 16:47:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree wit joey likes...
2006-11-23 16:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by Yeezus Piece 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it!!!
2006-11-23 16:49:15 · answer #5 · answered by tonym 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i totally love this joke..!! and yes i guess he got what it takes...lol thank you sire..:-)
g'evening..to u..
2006-11-23 16:51:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeeehaaahhhhh!!! ;-)
2006-11-23 16:56:09 · answer #7 · answered by notProudatAll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ...nice!
2006-11-23 16:49:17 · answer #8 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋