Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

2006-11-20 20:23:45 · 7 answers · asked by boykin0308 2 in Celebrities

If you could be a fly on the wall were would you be and why. Is there something you've been wanting to know

2006-11-20 20:22:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 20:22:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I'm lying in my bed as i type this...

:)

2006-11-20 20:20:42 · 26 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

A Kindergarten teacher was giving a lesson to her pupils, and she asked them, "Ok, if three birds are sitting on a fence, and I shoot one, how many are left?"

One of the boys raised his hand and the teacher called on him, "None," he answered. "No, I'm sorry, the answer is TWO," the teacher replied. "But," returned the boy, "if you shot at one bird, wouldn't the other two fly away?" "Well, that's still not the right answer," began the teacher, "but I like the way you think!"

"Ok, now I have a question for you," started the boy. "If three women are standing on a sidewalk eating ice cream and one is just nibbling at it, one is really licking it, and the other is shoving it deep down into her throat... how can you tell which one is married?"

"Now, I really don't like this question," lectured the teacher, "but I would have to say it is the third one." The boy glanced casually at his teacher, "Nope, it is the one wearing the ring... But," he added, "I like the way you think."

2006-11-20 20:19:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i think it was sung by wings in the 70s, help

2006-11-20 20:19:09 · 24 answers · asked by sheryl 1 in Music

And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind of living thing on the planet. I am commanding you to build an Ark." And in a flash of lightning, He delivered the specifications for an Ark.

"Okay," said Noah, trembling with fear and fumbling with the blueprints. Six months passed, the skies clouded up and rain began to fall. The Lord saw that there was no Ark.

"Noah," shouted the Lord, "Where is the Ark?"

"Lord, please forgive me!" begged Noah. "I did my best. But there were big problems. First, I had to get a building permit for the Ark construction project, and your plans didn't meet code. So I had to hire an engineer to redraw the plans."

"Then I got into a big fight over whether or not the Ark needed a fire sprinkler system. "

"Then my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission."

"Then I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to save the Spotted Owl. I had to convince the U.S. Fish and Wildlife that I need the wood to save the owls. But they wouldn't let me catch any owls. So, no owls."

"The carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Relations Board before anyone would pick up a saw or hammer. Now we have sixteen carpenters going on the boat, and still no owls."

"Just when I got the suit dismissed, EPA notified me that I couldn't complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn't take kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of a Supreme Being."

"Then the Army Corp of Engineers wanted a map of the proposed new flood plain. I sent them a globe. The IRS has seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to avoid paying taxes by leaving the country."

"I really don't think I can finish the Ark for at least another five years," The sky began to clear. The sun began to shine. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up and smiled.

"You mean you're not going to destroy the earth?" Noah asked hopefully.

"No," said the Lord sadly. "The government already has."

2006-11-20 20:18:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "What??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you... she was so excited.
She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that girl knows I'm smarter than her.

2006-11-20 20:16:59 · 11 answers · asked by nawty_boy_uk 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I wanna know if he sang a song called My Angelina. HELP.

2006-11-20 20:15:32 · 3 answers · asked by e_fiti 1 in Music

2006-11-20 20:14:25 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For On the Roof....

2006-11-20 20:14:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared up I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.

Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 10 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back"

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper

2006-11-20 20:13:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you need to get r done or have you already got r did. this is for fun i always do something like this before i go to bed... So leave me some good ones

2006-11-20 20:13:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 20:12:51 · 11 answers · asked by Rjacko 1 in Music

2006-11-20 20:12:18 · 12 answers · asked by T 3 in Television

My aunt used to say this expression :)

2006-11-20 20:11:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 20:11:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

No more than two songs per answer please.

Also feel free to answer my other 80's rock questions:
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Au4qoux8NxJP5ZAVX9sNuq7sy6IX?qid=20061120225517AA1XBfS
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Au4qoux8NxJP5ZAVX9sNuq7sy6IX?qid=20061120222540AAHK4oi

2006-11-20 20:11:07 · 18 answers · asked by Zloar 4 in Music

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.

6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.

8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the **** out of him.

9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ***.

10.We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!

11.When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me."

12.The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the Cherry".

13.The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God". and finally...

14.Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St.Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

2006-11-20 20:10:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i want to know why i feel so good?

2006-11-20 20:09:29 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Music

It is a french song I don't have enough room here to write all the words of the song, here are some of them:

Wight is Wight
Dylan is Dylan
Wight is Wight
Viva Donovan
C'est comme un soleil
Dans le gris du ciel
Wight is Wight
Hippie, hippie, ...pie
Hippie hippie
Hippie hippie...

The full lyrics can be viewed here|:

http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=vUDmYgIhm2c%3D

I know Michel Delpec did it in the '60's and so did Sandie Shaw. But I want to know the name of the person or group that had a release in about 1970 with it?

2006-11-20 20:08:50 · 1 answers · asked by Honey W 4 in Music

2006-11-20 20:07:58 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When man was created, all parts of the body argued who should be boss.

The brain said he should be boss since he controlled all thoughts.

The eyes said he should be boss since without him, man wouldn't be able to see.

The legs then countered this by saying that it was him that brought man wherever he wanted to go.

The stomach argued that it was him that provided nutrition for the whole body and he should be boss.

Then the as*hole applied for the job.The other parts laughed so hard that the as*hole got angry and closed up for a week. The stomach got upset, the legs went wobbly, the brain started to go wonky and the eyes got crossed. Finally, they conceded that the asshole will be the boss.

This proves that you don't have to be a brain to be a boss, just an as*hole.

2006-11-20 20:07:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 20:07:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

are you sick of?

2006-11-20 20:07:10 · 7 answers · asked by experiMENTAL bunny 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 20:06:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and who would have done it?

2006-11-20 20:05:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I have got a lot of young justice comics for sale. i want to sale them but i do not know how much can I ask for the lot. can you help me? this is the list:

Sins of Youth:
the secret and deadboy
aquaboy and lagoon man
batboy and robin
kid flash and impulse
superman jr. and superboy sr.
jla jr
starwoman and the jsa jr
secret files and origins (Sins of Youth)
young justice # 1
young justice # 2

secret files and origins # 1.

spy boy and joung justice:
spy boy and joung justice # 1
spy boy and joung justice # 2
spy boy and joung justice # 3

young justice special:
no man island

young justice our world at war

young justice: 80 page giant

young justice: one million

monthly series:

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 14, 15, 17, 18, 19,20, 26, 27, 29, 32, 34, 39, 40, 42, 48, 54 and 55.

T H A N K S ! ! ! !

2006-11-20 20:05:11 · 5 answers · asked by x 2 in Comics & Animation

what is worth the waiting?

2006-11-20 20:02:16 · 21 answers · asked by experiMENTAL bunny 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm still thinking about that mystery mansion! Serious, I don't like pictures where the eyes are looking straight at you.

2006-11-20 20:00:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys