When man was created, all parts of the body argued who should be boss.
The brain said he should be boss since he controlled all thoughts.
The eyes said he should be boss since without him, man wouldn't be able to see.
The legs then countered this by saying that it was him that brought man wherever he wanted to go.
The stomach argued that it was him that provided nutrition for the whole body and he should be boss.
Then the as*hole applied for the job.The other parts laughed so hard that the as*hole got angry and closed up for a week. The stomach got upset, the legs went wobbly, the brain started to go wonky and the eyes got crossed. Finally, they conceded that the asshole will be the boss.
This proves that you don't have to be a brain to be a boss, just an as*hole.
2006-11-20 20:07:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it! I'm going to give this joke to my co-workers, they'll love it too!
2006-11-20 20:11:23 · answer #1 · answered by mybebegwen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO soooooo true! (But because I am not an as$hole and have been a boss I will say no more) LMFAO
2006-11-20 22:54:21 · answer #2 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet.
2006-11-20 22:10:44 · answer #3 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what if the brain wud have had shut up...or the eye...or the legs???
its all competition u c,.....the others were too noble
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100/100
2006-11-20 20:10:47 · answer #4 · answered by catty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
other than the a**hole being the boss, i think the WOMAN is the boss bcuz w/o us the man wouldnt be able to even find his A**hole bcuz he will be too stubborn to ask for directions....j/k
2006-11-20 20:15:15 · answer #5 · answered by Loves To Drink 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This had a better punch line but I don't remember
2006-11-20 20:14:56 · answer #6 · answered by zukielzuki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, i think the workers in the college will like dat 1
hahahaha
2006-11-20 23:26:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me chuckle - in private!
2006-11-21 03:30:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude seriously LMAO
2006-11-20 20:15:12 · answer #9 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q.E.D. (latin)
2006-11-20 23:18:17 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋